derpatwork

1777 pts ยท September 12, 2013


I don't have to tell you who I am. YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

You can turn your sister into poop. One bite at a time

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of anti freeze manufacturers are using propylene glycol now, which is non toxic.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WE'VE SPIRIT WE WE'VE SPIRIT 'BOUT GOT YES DO! GOT HOW YOU?!

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of overlap in the venn diagrams of overweight and unhealthy

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Duck City?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's no Whataburger. There's no Taco Cabana. That makes this useless to me.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I liked the book a lot. How's the film?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought her legs were just SUPER hairy at first

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Taking Chance, starring Tom Hank

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's funny, "handy" is a slang term for hand job here :-D

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you a hot woman with a rockin' body?

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's really impressive!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nice poem, OP

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but words will never hurt me

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tl;dr. the only plot is the hero with 1000 faces, anyway

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dunno why she gets so much flak. I think she's kinda hot

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Uptime? Oofy? Pusteft.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Look at the wrapper on those hot dogs

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tighty ... red-ies?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's a guy? O.o Mooooooobs!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What if you don't believe in karma? What then, OP?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite bumper sticker: Visualize whirled peas

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks like it's at a vet's office, actually. Looks like an exam table behind 'em

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

obligatory "duct tape"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Secondary debt market

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's asinine. Not voting just shows that you're apathetic

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe he should look at some journals instead. Find that peer-reviewed shit.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Many years ago plus 9 months*

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source is NatGeo producer's ass

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