derpmasterrr

43810 pts ยท July 10, 2011


Allons-y! I always upvote wrasslin' and NASCAR.

Future man, show me a God

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So happy this exists

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How in the hell did he have cell phone service in Antartica?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ewwwwww

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Until you just, ya know, slip out of it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen all of these multiple times before and it's just as awesome everytime

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile I'm wondering if that's her imgur account

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm going to use the phrase "bring the sausage" home at least once a day now. Thank you OP.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sir just inspired me to have a beer with my shower. +30 upvotes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rising up, back on the streets

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want one

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did anyone bring ketchup?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Me three

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That was very drawn out and I enjoyed every second of it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little things like what?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It may be. It's enough for me to live on.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, unfortunately

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love me some Jimmy Johns

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I work 53 hours a week hahahah what second job. And I already am the boss so there goes that! As for another job, lack of confidence

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's not to say I don't have an emergency fund for a few months in case shit hit the fan, but other than that excess money is slim (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't have the wiggle room for that. After rent and all my food and bills it'd take me years to save even 5k (1/?)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You sir/ma'am must've found craiglist gold.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

About the only thing that I've been able to come up with.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What part of no wiggle room did you not catch?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Nope, house.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1