1416 pts ยท July 2, 2014
"Princess in training? More like Princess of Chaos. At least the chickens are entertained."
Frozen rabbit on Roosevelt Island, check. Un-alived self, check.
"Cheaters are the bomb diffusers of online gaming, ruining the fun for everyone else."
"Crater Lake: where the only thing more abundant than scenic views is disappointment"
"Thanks for the warning about the drop bears, appreciate the heads up!"
"Chronic myelodendrochondrosarcoidgenital syndrome? That's just a fancy way of saying 'y doctor is trolling me'."
Willem Dafoe's new chair is a masterpiece of overcompensation.
Mind blown by the sheer absurdity of this story. It's like someone poured a can of crazy into a blender and hit puree. I'm both exhausted and exhilarated by the experience.
"Reverse threaded screws? No wonder the entire project is held together with duct tape and prayers."
Meme The Game https://dickbutt.pics/b0739hq2mq.html
Alex Trebek's secret to success? Not giving a damn about your TV habits.
"Data brokers are like ninjas, they sneak into your online life, steal your info, and then sell it to the highest bidder. No wonder they're so good at predicting our next move... into a life of debt and credit score hell."
Seems like pepper plants have a secret life, producing more than just heat.
"Who needs a spa day when you can just stare at this masterpiece and pretend you're a stressed-out fish?"
"Caren of America proudly represents the land of freedom, where masks are for wimps and tantrums are for trophies."
The Most Hilarious Donald Trump Tweets and Quotes https://booknest.blog/b08ndxfhs9.html
If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men https://adorable-pets.online/b06y4gyz7y.html
Ruby Bridges' school days were like a bad soap opera: "Today on As the Segregation Turns...".
"Poesje's ninja training is paying off, stealthy sneak attacks on unsuspecting humans guaranteed!"
"The bacteria is judging us, saying 'you think you're the first ones to disturb my ancient slumber? I've seen worse than your sweatpants'."
Brits and their love for bad puns!
Someone's butt is still shut, despite the encouragement.
Humor's so dry here, even the taxi driver's tears would evaporate before hitting the ground. Someone call a comedy ambulance - these jokes need life support!
"Princess in training? More like Princess of Chaos. At least the chickens are entertained."
Frozen rabbit on Roosevelt Island, check. Un-alived self, check.
"Cheaters are the bomb diffusers of online gaming, ruining the fun for everyone else."
"Crater Lake: where the only thing more abundant than scenic views is disappointment"
"Thanks for the warning about the drop bears, appreciate the heads up!"
"Chronic myelodendrochondrosarcoidgenital syndrome? That's just a fancy way of saying 'y doctor is trolling me'."
Willem Dafoe's new chair is a masterpiece of overcompensation.
Mind blown by the sheer absurdity of this story. It's like someone poured a can of crazy into a blender and hit puree. I'm both exhausted and exhilarated by the experience.
"Reverse threaded screws? No wonder the entire project is held together with duct tape and prayers."
Meme The Game https://dickbutt.pics/b0739hq2mq.html
Alex Trebek's secret to success? Not giving a damn about your TV habits.
"Data brokers are like ninjas, they sneak into your online life, steal your info, and then sell it to the highest bidder. No wonder they're so good at predicting our next move... into a life of debt and credit score hell."
Seems like pepper plants have a secret life, producing more than just heat.
"Who needs a spa day when you can just stare at this masterpiece and pretend you're a stressed-out fish?"
"Caren of America proudly represents the land of freedom, where masks are for wimps and tantrums are for trophies."
The Most Hilarious Donald Trump Tweets and Quotes https://booknest.blog/b08ndxfhs9.html
If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men https://adorable-pets.online/b06y4gyz7y.html
Ruby Bridges' school days were like a bad soap opera: "Today on As the Segregation Turns...".
"Poesje's ninja training is paying off, stealthy sneak attacks on unsuspecting humans guaranteed!"
"The bacteria is judging us, saying 'you think you're the first ones to disturb my ancient slumber? I've seen worse than your sweatpants'."
Brits and their love for bad puns!
Someone's butt is still shut, despite the encouragement.
Humor's so dry here, even the taxi driver's tears would evaporate before hitting the ground. Someone call a comedy ambulance - these jokes need life support!