dethloc

27505 pts · March 15, 2017


Brand new scissors still in the package

4 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Maybe a deaf paralegal?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will that buff out?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Called my dad one morning and said I was sorry. He asked what for. Told him that night, in the dark, I stepped on one of my son’s hot wheels. It had a middle on top of it and I now understood how it felt and I was sorry for having done that to him. He accepted my apology and said welcome to fatherhood.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So much this. At 62 all I can do is get lost in a video game by the time I get home….

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There is definitely a Yautja in there. Past that, I’m not much help

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cena can

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

While the strength is impressive, wouldn’t the patrol vehicle have been a better tool to move the bail?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Great, now we are going to have a Morlock infestation to deal with

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s more than that. Mr Roger’s not only shared a pool with a black man, it was a gay black man. He didn’t just share a pool, he washed his feet the way Jesus would have. I’m not a religious person, but I have the utmost respect for Mr Roger’s for this act.

5 months ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 2

The cream shall rise to the top, ooohhh yyeaahhhh!

5 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

What are you talking about? That will buff out. Don’t low ball him, he knows what he’s got. Only ridden once!!!

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Temu Thor has a pretty good YouTube channel if sciencey stuff interests you.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s on the interwebs, gotta be legit

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you want to go boom? Cause that’s how you go boom…

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When Adblock no longer works on YouTube, my pc will no longer play YouTube. I’m not watching the ads one way or another. And I’m not getting premium.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a Texan, I want to by Allen and the driver a pint!

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The gun probably belongs to one of the ice douche nozzles and they dropped it in the dog pile. That’s my theory anyway

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

How do I get these ads. This is way better than the junk I get….

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or sooner?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s 2025, I’m 52, I still wear baggy cargo pants/shorts. I have no right to criticize what anyone wears

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My mind says I’m 19, 12 if you ask my wife. My knees and hips say I’m 92, 19 if you ask my mind.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Now that’s an image that will live in my head for the rest of my life. Thank you for that….

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somethings, you can’t unsee no matter how hard you try

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bicycle pump, garden hose, and duct tape will allow for air to be pumped in. Weights and rope will help hold the container down. An older/younger brother pumping in the air all works great until they stop pumping the air. Bike pump couldn’t hold back the water pressure and the bucket filled up with water. Good times had by all

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear you skip numbers. Can’t prove it because they’re all right there in the history. But it sure seems like we skip 10-15 at a time sometimes.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It’s callled “I used to be able to do that and now I can’t”

9 months ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

The kid almost shattered the mailbox post with his foot

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Better love story than Twilight

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0