deusimpius

22558 pts ยท December 25, 2011


On Thursday, I turn 28.

Points 15
Comments 6
Views 1187

I finally found a good source for Archaeology news

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 66

Why do I look at the comments?

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Comments 2
Views 71

Similarities to real life are uncanny.

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Comments 3
Views 79

MRW I water my lawns despite the drought

Points 61
Comments 15
Views 316

Interesting editing in Transformers: AoE

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Comments 5
Views 337

I have to say goodbye to this face tomorrow.

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 948

If I could choose one fantasy world to live on

Points 55
Comments 18
Views 404

Look out for Mr. Gruff, kids.

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Comments 13
Views 46

Not going down without a fight

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Comments 5
Views 122

MRW cake

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Comments 0
Views 192

I typically end up with a one-foot sliver of bed to sleep on.

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 108

When your phone's LED is blinking, but you have no notifications.

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Comments 1
Views 104

No wonder the Gergiches like vacationing in Muncie.

Points 13
Comments 7
Views 68

Thanks for everything, Sir Terry Pratchett.

Points 32
Comments 0
Views 86

New girl at work smiled at me.

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Comments 4
Views 180

This is my dog's face.

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Comments 2
Views 60

He looks like an elderly Bill Murray giving a Popeye impersonation

Points 111
Comments 18
Views 437

Playing through Mass Effect 3

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Comments 4
Views 511

Found a box full of my childhood today

Points 44
Comments 18
Views 9

MRW I can't find a torrent of an audio book I want.

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Comments 13
Views 2813

A shining gem in an otherwise terrible movie

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Comments 2
Views 847

Sister tags me in a FB post to help someone I don't know move.

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Comments 4
Views 3317

Mass Effect 3 on triple monitors

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Comments 11
Views 204

If only it were this easy

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Comments 4
Views 220

Hey, Seth

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Comments 5
Views 92

Reach for the sta- oh, okay.

Points 4
Comments 9
Views 73

Monomyth

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Comments 9
Views 46

Belsnickel is nigh!

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Comments 4
Views 72700

Good night, sweet prince.

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Comments 3
Views 97

Wake up, sheeple.

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Comments 11
Views 165

Good night, all

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Views 133642

Borderlands: Pre Sequel Moonstone Exploit

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Comments 6
Views 1469

Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.

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Comments 7
Views 1770

And I can't use my wireless mouse from bed

Points 12
Comments 9
Views 275

Sky above Windsor, CA as a thunderstorm rolls by.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 80

FedEx is taking forever with my new phone

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Comments 5
Views 16286

Started using Tinder, and

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Comments 18
Views 18645

MRW I try to press the excess water out of a can of tuna.

Points 22
Comments 2
Views 6444

Two years and several thousand dollars later, I brought in my first crop today.

Points 109
Comments 29
Views 139

I had to do a double take when I read this article's headline.

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Comments 8
Views 60

Oh, the feels.

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Comments 4
Views 112

Mildly interesting.

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Comments 4
Views 57

Someone asked for the golf cart to be removed

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Comments 11
Views 1073

When you see a repost that barely changes the title.

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Comments 3
Views 867

When the band-aid on your foot comes unstuck and begins circumnavigating your sock.

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Comments 1
Views 112

The IFLS comments are as funny as they are disappointing.

Points 1
Comments 26
Views 80

This is why I wanted to be a pirate as a child.

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Comments 9
Views 320

Whenever I think of a scathing response to a negative comment.

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Comments 0
Views 221

When the LNI posts start appearing.

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Comments 9
Views 208

Just learned that Joss Whedon directed two episodes of The Office.

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Comments 2
Views 507

If you know what I mean.

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Comments 8
Views 305

I have never used 4chan. I have never used Tumblr. All I know is that whatever is happening needs to end.

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Comments 6
Views 378

MRW my coworkers talk about the World Cup

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Comments 9
Views 278

TEE HEE

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Comments 1
Views 64

When someone copies your comment and gets more upvotes.

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Comments 11
Views 202

It's a humiliating and biased system, but it works.

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Comments 2
Views 134

Her favorite way to sleep

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Comments 2
Views 0

I'm seeing a lot of people offering to listen to other people's problems on here tonight.

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Comments 32
Views 144

Thought I'd share one of my favorite pieces of classy-cal music with you all.

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Comments 5
Views 68
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