dex5

4193 pts · January 10, 2014


Long timer lurker...gonna try being active here. Though, I'll probably revert back to lurker status ._.

I like how the chair’s reflection looks like the box-head in the other pieces. Cool touch.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s what’s on the inside/under the hood that counts.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read that the interviewees were told they going to be on a comedy show, told to play it straight, but never told what the joke-questions would be. So, she’s genuinely trying to hold it together.

2 months ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

Even my republican parents couldn’t stand that guy when he was our governor. If we were making a Back To the Future reference and someone said “great Scott”, my dad would leave the room. The only reason Scott wanted mandatory drug screenings for welfare recipients was because he owned a drug screening company. He is just…horrible.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I found enough courage to buy a shotgun, not enough to pull the trigger; still don’t know which is worse.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Similar thing happened to me. God bless support structures. Sometimes, you don’t realize what you have access to until you need it.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

North Central FL here. Hopefully it knocks out the power and I can enjoy some time off work.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last semi-interesting thing I read about ivermectin is that it works well for malaria. MALARIA…not melanoma.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lindsay’s a bottom.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Large nose, big lips, sunken chin.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The paint job looks like a face…like the profile of as Aztec person.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn’t caca! I pee-peed! lol

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bros, they called it “white sauce” not “tzatziki”. It was a proprietary condiment. Chill.

3 months ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 4

Working in cellular sales, that’s one of the first concerns parents have about giving their child their own device. “I wanna make sure they can’t access porn or have predators access them.” Like, why are you giving them full internet access just to keep them off your back? Have them watch Into The Woods and they’ll get the point. Or…you know… engage with your children! That’s why you had them, right? RIGHT?

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

But, I was gonna sign up for the next python hunting contest and win thousands of dollars! Damn vultures took my job! (I’ve seriously been considering doing that, tho.)

3 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Same here, too. Living in the South with short hair a beard, “presenting” as straight, I get ALL the bs MAGA comments like I’m one of them.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same here North Central Florida. It beats going to the Tax Collector’s Office, but there’s is still a processing fee.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love the story that Amerigo Vespucci basically said “y’all dumb…this ain’t Asia. These folks don’t even LOOK Asian.”

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mmmm…young men doing stupid shit half-naked for internet points. I used to call my husband a slip-and-slide…let’s ride!

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I’m already an HR nightmare. I love me some gay jokes (as a gay man). Can’t out-chicken the OG chicken.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bro…just accepted a job offer and the hiring manager warned me that the staff likes to play gay chicken. This gives me some ammo.

3 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

That’s what I’m saying. It broke my heart that we lost a good voice in the house because they turned out to be someone who was susceptible to such bullshit behavior.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That kinda broke my heart, but it demonstrated something the dems are willing to stick up for.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ha! MUST do no wrong vs CAN do no wrong. Fucking political word play bullshit. Understanding pedantic wordplay IS totally worth the attention it takes. We’re in a bizarre version of reality.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Johnny Cage nut punch them folks! That’s what republicans don’t understand.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Democrat, we will absolutely eat our own if they step out of line in matters of decency. That’s as close as we get to lockstep fealty.

3 months ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 3

I saw one stop traffic in a national park once in the 90’s and couldn’t understand why people were getting out of their cars to take better pictures. The damn thing was the size of an SUV with horns bigger than my forearm!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only times I’ve ever had escargot, it was smothered in garlic, butter, and parsley. It could’ve been pencil erasers for all I know 😆

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0