digimatt

4952 pts ยท May 25, 2012


Never update your profile while drinking.

Ask a straight guy how many dudes he's slept with.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

HP Jetdirect

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey I know you

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You Oriented your camera well

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like how you captured his really big brain

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Ugh, right to the back of the throat D:

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the original fortnight is an English term, and English calendars start on Monday, as do most other countries.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now scare the grown-ups.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see you've played knifey speary before.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I came here to say the same thing. Have an upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See any Wombles?

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

couple of hundred years too late

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Definitely has a leg up on the competition.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'll be rich!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't do that.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm telling Santa

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How terrible that this masterpiece was ruined.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*complement

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reading this comment made me laugh out loud. The dog even came in to see what was wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I forced myself to read the whole thing. I'm still bored 5 years later.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The clients there have no loyalty. You bust your ass off for months on a project, then the client posts the next one to the job board.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, it wasn't a bad way to get a bit of work, but you have to be very selective of what you bid on or you waste your time.+

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No freelancers I know charge that little, even if they're new. I charge $85-$125/hour and I'm still lower than a lot of my colleagues.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Great memories of camping at Fairy lake when I was a kid, so peaceful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came back to upvote this. No good pun deserves to go unrewarded.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine too. Plus she has short stubby arms.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no my potato

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going for "Bikers and Cocaine" but nobody took the bait

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0