dildosflying

626 pts · February 16, 2016


Why not do the entire episode!!!!!! That was brilliant. I’m gonna take a shit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not even the stache that was a butter face

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be a county. I live in Washington county and ours is the WCSPCA which has been shorted to the WSPCA

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why we have a thriving dildo business. Keep using those roids guys. We’ll be here to support you when your dick fails you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok so the gene of interest is the SYR gene. If this gene is present and functional offspring will become male. It’s Y chromosome linked.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How are you alive?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh the freshman right of passage. That or Mountain Dew and ever clear

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Expensive s’more

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gin and lemon cello. Don’t ask me how or why but it works.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

One must know if he is proportionate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I shall now venture to Tulsa to find said giant of riot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disappointment. Wanted the kid the whack him in the balls.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is this like a pound? A euro? A dollar?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Startin’ lots of fires

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It’s why men pay so much more in insurance

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m hoping. She doesn’t race Indy enough to actually get good at it. She reminds me of talented race day drivers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She’s not that great of a driver. Obv better than me but I’m not a professional driver.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the original comment didn’t realize he was seated.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know a few drunk guys. That was then followed by an ER visit and a cast.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something tells me they probably still use these

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, OOOOOOOOH YEAH. If you reread that it better be in Daffy’s voice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Broccoli and corn....... whole lot of nopes at breakfast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: he’s seated

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Anyone else think milo yannopolis fits this description? He seems to hate women so much he’s gay.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Never skip leg day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl Scouts teach you how to be a housewife. Boy Scouts teach you all the cool stuff about living life. Did Girl Scouts and I hated it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weed on the walkway. Better pull it since it’s a grass weed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t realize men could control their cum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I now need a donut

8 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 0