dimplemonkey

9330 pts · September 20, 2013


In a pirate world, I would be the matey who trolls on the poop deck.

Soon, my friend, soon...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I needed a lift, brah.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry bout your phone. Hope a karma didn't run over it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about Atomic Punk?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

and this ended up becoming...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not gross. Popping cycsts — that's gross!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see Thanos got Bing Bong, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're saying I probably need one?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is only satisfying if I know he sprayed under the window's brick overhang. Otherwise, I'm about to get triggered courtesy of my OCD.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that's a great start to my weekend! ✌️

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like your style!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To bee or not to bee... stung.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wanna know how she got that great tan?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What I would do in a similar situation. Oh, and here's my upvote at the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying to take a little off the top.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That reminds me, I really need to get a haircut.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this was an exercise machine, I believe I would buy it.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Expecto Mediwoodum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand, it works when I'm at the top of the stairs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

Did I just accidentally open my Pinterest app?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That's generalization

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Where does one go to see such grand work?!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Now pay attention, I think I got this...

9 years ago | Likes 545 Dislikes 1