dinosaurbutt

15111 pts ยท April 9, 2016


if you get this to front page i will do nothing

Grow your nails out just a little bit and see how much grime gets trapped under those nails you'd never want to have long nails again

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Went to petco park in San Diego recently and got an $8 fries. It was enough to kill a small child

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was there on ground zero to tell everyone how now the trump tower is the tallest building in Manhattan

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this guy isnt an asshole for not giving the child his spot. However hes a huge asshole for recording the little girl and posting it on HIS tik tok presumably without permission for internet attention. The little girl was understandably upset and crying to his dad and it doesnt seem like the duo tried to pester him.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

America won't fund these kind of research because if we find a cure for diabetes what are we gonna do with these life long diabetic medications that's making the pharmaceutical company record breaking profit? Think about the shareholders!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cat excrement candy are little hardened fried dough sticks lightly coated with sugar so they look like cat poop coated in litter.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me it depends on her mood. Sometimes she reciprocate, sometimes she'll get mad, and sometimes she just walks away

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The mom literally said "ooh I heard beluga whales will scare little kids. I wonder if hes gonna sca...ahahahahahaha"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok i know oatmeal is fortified with iron but I didnt think they'd just put iron shaving in it lol.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first time I watched this show I was high on shrooms and the show made no sense to me. I thought I was too high understand anything. The second time I watched this show I was stone cold sober and still the show made absolutely no sense to me. Then I realized it wasn't me it was the show that's too high to make sense

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

from the thumbnail I thought its a dragon

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The solution here is obviously getting rid of the dogs

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Had fanta in ireland and it actually taste like orange juice. I haven't had a fanta since I came home

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wut

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine being Mormon and try soaking in this car

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My husband sent me this on ig... I was like what? Why? He thought it was funny

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The handyman we called the other day looks like Dwight's cousin from the Office

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eggs with blueberries... gotta try that some day

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was an EMT for couple years and that job made me terrified of going into ppls house, especially the ones who are chronically ill. Its appalling how some people live

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love to support local coffee shops but this one i went to i paid $7 for a latte that tasted like shit. Ordered on a kiosk and at the end it asked me if I wanted to leave a tip. WHO AM I TIPPING? FOR WHAT?!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Visited Denmark one year and for some reason the Danes are obsessed with black licorice.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah same. And the stairs goes in circles or get cut off out of no where. The staircase was a recurring dream theme when I was a kid

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean for someone who did the nazi salute hes probably proud of it

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wild animals can touch you

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember i was in 6th grade when the last harry potter book came out. I was in China at the time so I already waited for months for the book to be translated. When j finally got the book my grandma confiscated it because "it will interfere with my school work". I found the book and read it every night under my blanket with a flashlight

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do that with my cat. Shes 15 and in perfect health but I know I wont have much longer with her and i will be devastated when she passes. All we can do is give them the best life everyday and treasure each moment we have with them

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like mosquitoes propaganda to me

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The general public has this deep distrust of the flu vaccine. How flu vaccine actually give ppl flu and how "i got the vaccine and i got the flu anyway". Im a nurse myself and even among my peers this sentiment is very prevalent. All I gotta say is ive gotten the flu when I wasn't vaccinated and ive gotten the flu when I was vaccinated and I can tell you the difference is night and day. I do admit I didnt feel really good the next day after I got my jab but its a small price to pay.

2 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah lemme just ring up my rich dad and get a small loan of a million dollars

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought you had no legs for a lot longer than I care to admit

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0