Vote responsibly
I finally got phone service back after the Nashville bombing!
WE DEMAND A SHRUBBERY
I've been searching forever... PLEASE HELP!
Should be any day now folks!
I feel this in my toes
They're not wrong, but they didn't have to be so right
Snarf
Things went downhill when Susie left for college
...I'm listening
Boeing is big mad...
The sign on our door clearly says "No Solicitors". Learn how to read...
The most evil prank ever
This is it everyone, this is the future
This quiz is driving me crazy
Just checking in. How is UserSub holding up?
When your best friend loses a low hanger to cancer... how soon is too soon?
When someone who has never seen Star Wars starts talking about theories they've read online
My GF just sent me a pic of our new puppy! She named him Tod. (We rescue and rehabilitate fur babies)
I would rather get bit by a zombie...
I dont know, crowdfunding could raise a lot more money for the family than UPS would ever give.
Everyone is posting about Ethan Suplee like they forgot about Carrot Top... (ask your parents)
As well as eating it "well done"...
We've all had those days
This is the best thing I've read all year
We could all use some laughs! Write on the card, do your worst.
Reports say he was fryer'd after this
When your bestie is sick at work and asks for soup... you bring them soup! (but don't risk ruining your vacation)
Watching the trailer of the new EA Trash coming out and all I could think of was
We had an unexpected guest yesterday...
What comes after D...!?
I think they started a gang and they made Theodore McFloofers (front) their leader...
I told them not to deliver my mix tape until I got home...
Imma wife her so hard
Seems harmless enough
I saw his picture and it made me think of the joke I never understood... then it suddenly clicked.
Our doggo has boundary issues
They knew exactly what they were doing...
These could save a life!
Still waiting for them to follow up...
The Adventures of Florida Man
Finally! All the flavor with none of the heat.
My friend painted a picture of Colorado.
I just found out "he" was a she and I don't know what's real anymore
We have a monster that lives under the bed...
I paid a few bucks more for the real stuff! Worth it.
There is more murder in this bag than any weapons case in existence...
Percy blames me for his mom's hangover. He's super protective... and judgey.
This is fine. Everything's fine.