Marissa Ferret, dog, and cat owner. What you need to know about me: I am lame. Like really lame. So lame my favorite cereal is grape nuts. So lame 2 of my pets are named after a president. The same one. So lame I often address my parents as dude. So lame puns are my go to joke. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned! That's how lame I am. But I'm always in the mood for talking.
The 'as usual' in the comment above is because they turn it off every night at a certain time.
twisting words to say the very least and corrupting the values of the religion. 2/2
I've never made a Dan joke on here before, but I feel it's appropriate here. How is it usually phrased? Like goddammit Dan? Or fucking Dan?
Where do you live that there is such a high saturation of Dani Campbells?
Why the fuck do I love this so much.
I don't think this is the account you need to be apologizing from.
seriously, girls can rape guys, guys can rape guys, girls can rape girls, guys can rape girls. The only word that matters is unconsensual.
If it is a man or a woman or whatever gender they identify as, it is definitely without a doubt a troll.
Are they both named Dan? Are they both named Campbell? Is one named Dan and the other Campbell? Is one named Campbell and the other Dan?
But what if I was playing catch in my backyard but my friend threw the ball too high over my head and it landed in yours? What then, mister?
I didn't realize this until you said it, but I'm absolutely positive it's the lack of exclamation pointing that's doing it for me.
These chuckles are so goddamn senseless I don't know what to do anymore.
I wish I could upvote your post and all of your comments regarding this more than one time each.
God, I hated being forced to popcorn read Shakespeare in high school. As if homophones weren't hard enough already.
because I'm not passionate about any movie at all, and that's one I found interesting and watched in youth, so it's closer than others. 2/2
Book is great, and I like the movie too. I'm not a big fan of movies generally, so if anyone asks me my favorite movie I just say that 1/2
accurate. Spoilers: in the movie, 2 people actually make it out alive. Safe to say he failed that test. 2/2
My brother was practically/literally illiterate for most of his schooling years, but until he got to 7th grade the movies were pretty 1/2
Damn, I like that phrasing. Is the original text/phrasing of that specific quote originally from English, or is it translated?
Is there such thing as drunk luck?
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Please please please
That sucks. Hope they didn't taint your view of how truly awesome you are to this day.
to a healthy relationship all the sooner where you're loved and respected and treated like you deserve to be treated. 3/3
if not, damn son. It's probably annoying to hear people say you're better off if the wound is still fresh, but that just leaves you open 2/3
I feel like there's a totally more sadder story behind the already apparent sadness and I hope you're joking/referencing something, but 1/2
connection or they wouldn't comment at all. So not nearly as honest as you would think. 4/4
people can imagine. If 90% of the people thought you were the most gorgeous person they had ever seen they would make some barely there 3/4
at least an interesting inslut so it's not what some or even most people think on first sight. The whole point is the worst insults 2/3
To be fair it's not exactly very real feedback. On a surprising amount people actually have to try to make an insulting connection or 1/2