dizzywildfire

6046 pts · July 5, 2011


As a parent that has had to get their toddler's blood drawn, sometimes there isn't a good way to do it and it's awful for everybody involved no matter what. This is at least better than forcibly holding him still. 🤷‍♀️

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

My grandfather restrained my dad's left hand to force him to use his right... Until my dad broke his right wrist. We joke that he did it on purpose.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It never even occurred to me that they may not have eyelids...

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With more legs. And pedipalps. I've learned the pedipalps freak me out.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am fucking *terrified* of spiders, but this makes me appreciate how adorable some people see them.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shake some chili powder on them next time. Birds don't have capsaicin receptors. Unless you get to hang out with some baby squirrels... then I'd say you won anyway!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. My bulldog LOVED to swim.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pregnancy during doctorate level schooling is ROUGH ( speaking from experience... got pregnant at the start of my 4th year of my PhD). You're not failing in every aspect of your life, i promise. But I also know it feels like that. Trying to balance everything is literally impossible. Cut yourself some slack. What you're doing is hard on the easy days. And I'm here if you would like to rant to somebody who has been there.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I believe they currently have 18.... thegoodhypeofficial on instagram

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 say you're American without saying you're American.

3 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 9

As a wife: no. My husband is the one that flying leaps into bed. So maybe it's just universal that half of the couple goes to bed violently.

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ben and Jerry's Karmal Sutra

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bit of both?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your bang is drunk.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I legit never even noticed these hairless cats (and the Mexican hairless dog) don't have whiskers. Holy cow. That's so weird.

5 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Just ask the Donners.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did. Dang it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In case anybody else is looking they're called Clione limiting. I did my master's thesis on their hunting behavior.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This comment needs to have more points...

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Oh man, thank you. I knew the proportions were fucky. They took away the poor man's torso!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The current Miss America is a PharmD student. ?‍♀️

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh my goodness. I love him.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I tried to keep playing, but my aches and pains promptly told me no.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not a therapist, but if you need to talk I'm here.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0