dleink

113 pts ยท August 27, 2014


High ceilings help.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I need to sleep in my computer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah stop thinking so much so you miss something fuck you dad sorry what?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Specifically, To reach out to non-observant Jews to become observant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

having money isn't everything not having it is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know anything about dogs. How does this dog rate on dog smartness?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'M NOT SMOKING IN HERE MOM

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True in New York, Go ahead and google 'topless book club'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DAMN NATALIE

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

CHICKEN SANDWICH, CARL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

racism-ish

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yes, but the odds are different.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 16

I work outta da home!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, but I also had a lot of time invested in trying to get handys from shy girls.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like Leeloo discovering war.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please explain, I listened to some of the first ones way back in the day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damnable french

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has to get to his 2nd job as a heart surgeon.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good looking out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better late than never.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where is this quote from because it's now my favorite quote.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The artist or the painting? Either way, Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're good tables bront.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

you should get into it, it's rad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, that was my old order before they changed powers and jacked the price. I'm more a bourbon/scotch guy these days.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will order 'powers neat water back'. If the bartender gives me the blank stare I just say 'please put whiskey in a cup, thank you'

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The premise is 'You only roast the ones you love', but she is a piece of human garbage who no one loves.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Right, exactly that except for the being funny and not being a terrible person part.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1