dmTim

7312 pts · May 18, 2019


If it ever seems like I’m taking myself seriously I’m probably messing with you.

Can you buy old ones and are they cheap? That’d be great to put in a garage

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I think Florida repealed some of its child labor laws

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Sailor Moon’s wand is a laser pointer

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You could put enough butter in that to frighten Paula Dean.

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One step at a time

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That is the most hardcore petting zoo I’ve ever seen

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We need to find a simple and cheap way to line up a bunch of those on something that moves to set up a snowball shooting gallery

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Bread and circuses man, bread and circuses.

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Kevin needs an Only Beans

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Flock Garrett Langley

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A large part of the White House has already been bulldozed. Why not finish the job?

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Patty O’Possum

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I used to love capybaras but now I respect them too

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I refer to him as the Shat

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You changed my mind awhile ago. Now I’m here just for the content.

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Does anyone remember the Melania impersonator from the Colbert Show?

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Biggest Capri Sun ever

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That’s handy.

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Swasticar

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So which government organization used to monitor this pre Doge?

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You can upload as private. The option is a little hard to find but it’s there.

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That cat is toast

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What I want is a first person Daredevil game where the screen is all black.

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I originally read “30 Buhurt Warriors” as “30 Butthurt Warriors”. The internet has ruined me

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Zombie Barry Manilow is the name of my new Ska band

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I am reminded of the animated opening to I Dream of Jeannie

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Picture 2 where she’s looking straight at the camera. The viewers focus is drawn to her face so the pic with her looking back is the most engaging. And I’ll guess her name is Chicken Noodle.

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Damnit Moon Moon

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/a/NzToNCd

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So the defense attorney missed it too?

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