dmacalpine

1219 pts ยท August 20, 2014


nah

Ngl the cap threw me off at first

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So clapping with one hand is possible?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See: every time a male character lands face-first on to a female character's breasts in his work (Avengers, Justice League)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's the scariest thing I've seen all week and it's only Monday.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're Master Chief, then you smack it out of the air.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That or he simply wanted to bomb dark-skinned people from orbit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hear me out: He wanted a Space Force because someone told him about ETs and his only solution was guns in space. The American Way.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make that same face when I smell it. Well, before I started huffing it anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur at regular Selfies: Fuck off narcissist ; Imgur at weight loss selfies: Straight to Front Page

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What da dog doin'?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worst fleshlight ever.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why make many step when few step do trick?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he like, sequestered to Florida now? Because that would make a lot of sense.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who isn't waiting by their door for food with the same whimsy as a child waiting for Santa?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"I want people to have rights so I can keep oppressing them" is among the dumbest fucking takes ever conceived.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey look, it's all of us, pretending the world's heating isn't set to "Broil"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally all they have going is planned obsolescence and retail markup. Let their bubble pop

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Speaking of fragility...

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sets a precedent to actually fulfil the expectations of the name, rather than just building low income housing for kidnapped beasts.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

30 people and you forgot what alcohol does.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You weren't supposed to eat them.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Possibly staged, but I hope they got together still.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I have so many different questions.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does it look like he's just standing there at the beginning? Freezing up contemplating what he's about to do? Is this a kink?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to hear whatever she has to create, Britney is massively underestimated by everyone.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Chrome is just as bad as Internet Explorer was, change my mind.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 11

Wayyy ahead of you, there

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You also need support for all of the people who now have no income. I don't see any billionaires leaping to the defense of the working poor.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0