dnzm

938 pts ยท December 2, 2016


You mean Kim Jong Un defecting? Yeah, I did not see that coming tbh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have four. So much hair.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Guerilla*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what she said.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

People that record the video sure hope that all their Twitter/Insta/Snapchat/whatever followers watch it, and marvel at their awesome lives.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"hey wife!" - "what?" - "this."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Those are rookie numbers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh thanks, a tvtropes link, it's not like I have anything to do, this week.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Frozen

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Compensation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hahah, that explosion at the end made it perfect!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, no, not specifically, but I'm not complaining.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That car is so sweet it gave me a toothache.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[ Englishes in English ]

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how you squeeze out the last drop of kat-chup?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"hi ambulance, I'm Mom"

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No fucking ANY protection!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

& post results.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I must have dozed off for five minutes" "nah, man, you were in a coma, I think you missed it"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leeuwarden

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hulk farts aren't laughing matter.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Percussive investigation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They horse around.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"White male looking for pussy"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well over 401k at this moment. I think it'll break half a million eventually.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0