mrw I go from a year of constant diarrhea and Dr. visits to one wipe wonders and feeling great
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6
293
MRW I take the clothes out of the dryer and no socks or underwear fall on the floor as I scurry to the bedroom
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2
516
absolutely zero fucks were given
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7
110
if we fits, we sits.
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5
71
MOM GET OFF THE PHONE
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86
judgmental dog knows
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4
84
glitter sloth brings all the girls to the yard
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7
2137
crochet penis warmers, for those cold snowy days.
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4418
MRW my wife asks me why "black widow costume" came up in google recent searchers
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8
2479
sitting/shitting
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4
6346
friends forevvvvvver
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6
75
2.00 dollars to 50.00 in 1.21 seconds
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6
177
had to sell the Hamptons home :(
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11
85
something to try January 1st
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1
73
hi
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6
169
MRW my husband is sick and tells me "you're only contagious when you have a fever".
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6
619
How dare she not breastfeed!!
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9
188
complain like a girl
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3
56
am I the only one who remembers the pain of smashed fingers?
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20
114
good guy America
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10
58
so where you goin?
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6
68
tis the season
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7
132
here ya go
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8
564
I get it
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2
51
MRW a comment of mine gets more than 3 upvotes
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5
59
If you only knew my mother in-law.
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1259
what can you make with ketchup and jelly?
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95
Welp, there goes that. Find me when you're older kid!
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6
115
bumblebee tuna
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8
74
Morning in Duncans, Jamaica. My phone doesn't come close to capturing the real beauty of this place.
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3
107
show me your puppies!
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14
122
party till you puke
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10
144
dress your pet day, lillytheaussie from IG.
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2
69
MRW I get home from work and realize I left out the coffee creamer from the morning.
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3
875
my period right now
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13
198
carb free, low cal, low fat, zero cholesterol, and absolutely no sugar!
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11
174
When some guy who was up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Little Whinging, Surrey"
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6
94
It's a rare occasion
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11
1947
food for thought
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10
47
all I want for christmas is a poony
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5
278
MRW my husband tells me he lost the keys with the remote start and only key fob
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38
267
he guessed it after 20 questions
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3
91
I guess you could ask him if he had a nice trip
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5
159
beaver land
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14
111
stuff from my brain
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5
78
amiright?
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4
1015
cold paws
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8
135
amiright?
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11
124