donmcc

120992 pts ยท July 15, 2012


98% of all men claim their body type is muscular.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her hair is mopping the floor.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Actually, those are dancer generated lines, recorded on a computer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I propose a rule that the ring should cost 4 days salary of the groom. F*** DeBeers and their four months.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toasters don't kill people. People kill toast. (Am I drunk?)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it was a secret, until you blabbed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually you could also go there in the day. Get lost, and become one of the IKEA people who live there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are hiring at the Macdonalds down the street. You should try there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stop Premature "Holiday" Decorating. We don't use the word Christmas anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Trump is doing a fine job in destroying Trump, without any help at all.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

The juice will not replace us.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually you legally can in Canada and many other places.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone has thrown a perfectly good girl into the trash heap.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We used to let everyone in.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of the computers I have bought in stores won't boot the first time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I f I told you I would have to kill you. But as soon as you do figure it out, you die.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is 11. If he is still at pre-school, then he is no smarter than his father.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Robin Hood Made Marion

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends what she uses to clean the windows.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To a drunk man, anything can be a urinal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to know a girl named Minnie Cooper and she didn't look a bit like that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drinking "Smart Water" at $10 a bottle cannot possibly make you any dumber.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Remember, Fanart is just a few letters from anFart

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suspect that is why they put the tape over the front of it.

9 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

I know Grimsby. It is close to Winona.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eskimo is also offensive. Inuit is the preferred term.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a good thing that there were none of those in Canada.

9 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 4

New guy at transvestites anonymous.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's a saint now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0