120992 pts ยท July 15, 2012
98% of all men claim their body type is muscular.
Her hair is mopping the floor.
Actually, those are dancer generated lines, recorded on a computer.
I propose a rule that the ring should cost 4 days salary of the groom. F*** DeBeers and their four months.
Toasters don't kill people. People kill toast. (Am I drunk?)
Well it was a secret, until you blabbed.
Actually you could also go there in the day. Get lost, and become one of the IKEA people who live there.
They are hiring at the Macdonalds down the street. You should try there.
Stop Premature "Holiday" Decorating. We don't use the word Christmas anymore.
Trump is doing a fine job in destroying Trump, without any help at all.
The juice will not replace us.
Actually you legally can in Canada and many other places.
Someone has thrown a perfectly good girl into the trash heap.
We used to let everyone in.
Some of the computers I have bought in stores won't boot the first time.
I f I told you I would have to kill you. But as soon as you do figure it out, you die.
He is 11. If he is still at pre-school, then he is no smarter than his father.
Robin Hood Made Marion
Depends what she uses to clean the windows.
To a drunk man, anything can be a urinal.
I used to know a girl named Minnie Cooper and she didn't look a bit like that.
Drinking "Smart Water" at $10 a bottle cannot possibly make you any dumber.
Remember, Fanart is just a few letters from anFart
I suspect that is why they put the tape over the front of it.
I know Grimsby. It is close to Winona.
Eskimo is also offensive. Inuit is the preferred term.
It's a good thing that there were none of those in Canada.
New guy at transvestites anonymous.
She's a saint now.
98% of all men claim their body type is muscular.
Her hair is mopping the floor.
Actually, those are dancer generated lines, recorded on a computer.
I propose a rule that the ring should cost 4 days salary of the groom. F*** DeBeers and their four months.
Toasters don't kill people. People kill toast. (Am I drunk?)
Well it was a secret, until you blabbed.
Actually you could also go there in the day. Get lost, and become one of the IKEA people who live there.
They are hiring at the Macdonalds down the street. You should try there.
Stop Premature "Holiday" Decorating. We don't use the word Christmas anymore.
Trump is doing a fine job in destroying Trump, without any help at all.
The juice will not replace us.
Actually you legally can in Canada and many other places.
Someone has thrown a perfectly good girl into the trash heap.
We used to let everyone in.
Some of the computers I have bought in stores won't boot the first time.
I f I told you I would have to kill you. But as soon as you do figure it out, you die.
He is 11. If he is still at pre-school, then he is no smarter than his father.
Robin Hood Made Marion
Depends what she uses to clean the windows.
To a drunk man, anything can be a urinal.
I used to know a girl named Minnie Cooper and she didn't look a bit like that.
Drinking "Smart Water" at $10 a bottle cannot possibly make you any dumber.
Remember, Fanart is just a few letters from anFart
I suspect that is why they put the tape over the front of it.
I know Grimsby. It is close to Winona.
Eskimo is also offensive. Inuit is the preferred term.
It's a good thing that there were none of those in Canada.
New guy at transvestites anonymous.
She's a saint now.