doom1701

4117 pts · February 1, 2014


If the fish is trying to climb a tree, I’m going to judge how well he does.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If someone were to want to spend $100-$150 to relive their childhood, which one would you recommend I...I mean "he" buy?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really bad tire boob job.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d rather be three levels from Ron Jeremy’s penis that one from Donald Trump’s lips.

8 years ago | Likes 408 Dislikes 18

Maybe asparagus makes your pee smell like pee, and every other food causes it to smell like something else.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 years without speaking probably means 30 years without sex. Makes me think he’s getting a better deal than I am.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SPACESHIP!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The cancer finally got him, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got this one with desert in Atlanta this week. It’s tiny in comparison!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not when your rugs are already at 8K clarity.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I welcome any wine and vibrator missionary. I hope they want to share.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Any giant hunk of beef on a griddle deserves an upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Contractors that get paid by the word. By The Word, I tell you. Yes, by the word.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I saw the other pics on Twitter; she looks a lot younger in them.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If someone wants Upvote Nirvana, think of the Jeopardy answer that this question fits with. Me, I’m the idea guy, not the funny one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I first felt a stirring in my loins looking at this rack...then I noticed that it’s all BNC connectors? Seems more like my grandma’s rack.

8 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 3

Sprinkle a little sugar on me, and “sweet nothing” is pretty accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea if the stat is true, but I’ve been in more Ubers this month than I’ve been in taxis in my entire life.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

How’d you sear it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And he was the President of the Federation. The guy played more Star Trek roles than Mark Lenard.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Zinc supplements, you say.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What did you sear it in? I did a 6 Hour flank steak with my Anova tonight, but chuck is incredible.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zardoz 2 took a strange turn.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is my go to when I need a quick meal with protein. My OCD forces me to use a little biscuit cutter for the hole, though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as she wasn’t 14 at that point, it doesn’t matter.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She wouldn’t survive long on Jakku dressed like that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What math comes up with $100k-$250k as an “average”? Calcing an average is pretty simple...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Not true for me. Beer makes me sleepy. Liquor makes me angry. Wine makes me calm and happy. I stick to wine.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did they remove it in the X? I’ve had this turned on for years.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0