douchbane

19943 pts ยท August 10, 2011


http://www.facebook.com/doosh.bane ___________________________________ Hi twats, hows it going? Well? Good. I'd pay a marmoset to fap me off because it would make my dick look bigger. Not that my dick isn't big. It's quite big. It would wreck a T-Rex........'s mouth. I just want it to look even bigger 'cos of some childhood thing that happened to me...{I saw my friends baby brother try and suck milk from his cat} ___________________________________ What else? ___________________________________ I like eating chocolate fingers. Not a gay tihng, I'm being literal: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpDJ98qyarcdtyZUje-hfA1eD3U4caUcWhteybZmuu1LZzP83vmA ___________________________________ Did I just product place? Shit. Didn't mean to. Fuck apple and the geeks at apple. Fuck 'em. I don't mean to go on and on, but WHO THE FUCKING JIZZ-FROTH CARES HOW THE IPHONE IS MANUFACTURED? Even Engineers find that boring. Steve Jobbs must be turning in his aluminium uni-body ___________________________________ DO THE RIGHT THING: Fap to Condoleezza Rice

Please accept my apologies. You're right.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you Germans manage to get through life with 0% humour

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genius

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like the inside of a gay alien's butt

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Yeah. it was a dolphin. Inviting you to his cave

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

full of puppies and.... zznnngGGNnnnOORRRGHH!!! .... and jizz

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude... I wrote this comment 2 years ago

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha ha ha ha HAAA!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. Well that's cleared that up. Thanks lostbottle

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh well.... As long as you do what you want, not what others expect

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This made me so happy

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude... why all the floating turds?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH 9FAGGERS?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shut up and take my money!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This mofo is a real poet for real

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Probably used to be in Palestine, but some dickhead settlers built their stupid houses there and now it's "Israel"

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I like how most people get tomato soup, but two unlucky fuckers are getting cum soup

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Guys. Why all the support for waitresses yet none of you tip at McDonalds?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

IIIIIIIING............LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN,,,,,,,

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also... "Graham NortAn"? What are you, Eastern European?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ha ha ha NO. They're all Englishmen. Good, clean, Englishmen

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What do you mean, "anyone else" OP?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks imgur. I now have an inverted dick

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a sheep... Staaaaay Awaaaay from Meeeeeeee, Welshieeeeee

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just because the whole world calls it "An Anus" does not mean we have to - There's a reason that English won 100% of all world wars ever.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm on a troll-roll, but I'll take a timeout: Search "Somebody Should Have Told Us!" on Amazon

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys, guys... Don't judge. Vegemite provides employment to thousands of old, past-it strippers

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that stupid russion woman was topless... #stupidoldrussianwomenwearingpinkand being flabby

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

OP. I'm gonna find a real life apostrophe. I'm gonna show it to you. Then I'm gonna SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT SO YOU NEVER FORGET IT!!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1