http://www.facebook.com/doosh.bane ___________________________________ Hi twats, hows it going? Well? Good. I'd pay a marmoset to fap me off because it would make my dick look bigger. Not that my dick isn't big. It's quite big. It would wreck a T-Rex........'s mouth. I just want it to look even bigger 'cos of some childhood thing that happened to me...{I saw my friends baby brother try and suck milk from his cat} ___________________________________ What else? ___________________________________ I like eating chocolate fingers. Not a gay tihng, I'm being literal: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpDJ98qyarcdtyZUje-hfA1eD3U4caUcWhteybZmuu1LZzP83vmA ___________________________________ Did I just product place? Shit. Didn't mean to. Fuck apple and the geeks at apple. Fuck 'em. I don't mean to go on and on, but WHO THE FUCKING JIZZ-FROTH CARES HOW THE IPHONE IS MANUFACTURED? Even Engineers find that boring. Steve Jobbs must be turning in his aluminium uni-body ___________________________________ DO THE RIGHT THING: Fap to Condoleezza Rice
Please accept my apologies. You're right.
How do you Germans manage to get through life with 0% humour
Genius
That looks like the inside of a gay alien's butt
Yeah. it was a dolphin. Inviting you to his cave
full of puppies and.... zznnngGGNnnnOORRRGHH!!! .... and jizz
Dude... I wrote this comment 2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha HAAA!
Oh. Well that's cleared that up. Thanks lostbottle
Oh well.... As long as you do what you want, not what others expect
This made me so happy
Dude... why all the floating turds?
WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH 9FAGGERS?
Shut up and take my money!
This mofo is a real poet for real
Probably used to be in Palestine, but some dickhead settlers built their stupid houses there and now it's "Israel"
I like how most people get tomato soup, but two unlucky fuckers are getting cum soup
Guys. Why all the support for waitresses yet none of you tip at McDonalds?
IIIIIIIING............LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN,,,,,,,
also... "Graham NortAn"? What are you, Eastern European?
ha ha ha NO. They're all Englishmen. Good, clean, Englishmen
What do you mean, "anyone else" OP?
Thanks imgur. I now have an inverted dick
As a sheep... Staaaaay Awaaaay from Meeeeeeee, Welshieeeeee
Just because the whole world calls it "An Anus" does not mean we have to - There's a reason that English won 100% of all world wars ever.
I'm on a troll-roll, but I'll take a timeout: Search "Somebody Should Have Told Us!" on Amazon
Guys, guys... Don't judge. Vegemite provides employment to thousands of old, past-it strippers
I thought that stupid russion woman was topless... #stupidoldrussianwomenwearingpinkand being flabby
OP. I'm gonna find a real life apostrophe. I'm gonna show it to you. Then I'm gonna SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT SO YOU NEVER FORGET IT!!!
Stupid American Women: This is an Irishman: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLCzjqMXoRUrM-u02qWBU9nHQqeoEbb1qVdGZytqFQxljKjNcLhw