doucheface

6589 pts ยท September 30, 2014


TIL my cat gets conjugal visits on a daily basis by a dude named Amigo.

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"ummmmm....meow?"

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Views 59

MRW other Sonic memes become popular.

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Views 1117

I did not hit her! I did nott! Oh....

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Midnight with the stars and you....

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"Soon, human....you will be shoveling excrement for an entire cat kingdom."

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Views 172

caught a malkovich in the background of my pic

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Wipe that smirk off your face!

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TIL the Republic is alive and well in NYC.

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tennis court soccer overlooking NYC

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for 4 years, i've seen this homeless guy and dog. today: awww yiss doggeh

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i burnt my thumb a few days ago. this was necessary.

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Toilet seat kick lift. The future is now. Germaphobes unite!

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Views 191

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"business bad? fuck you, pay me."

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Based on the NYC-area news, I'm expecting this by tomorrow evening.

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how is this fun??!!

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bartender wasn't quite sure of pricing.

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guy on the street handed me hot fire today

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Hair pattern looks like there's a spider on her head.

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Progress pic. Goals achieved during the past 12 months.

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first billboards. now magazine ads!

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I did a double take due to the grilled dick

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is it pronounced gif or jif?

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This is Josie. She hogs the remote.

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This spare tire holder looks like a scared baby bear.

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this capuchin monkey is disappointed with you.

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That's a penis.

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I was wondering why I had no closet space. Dry cleaner hangers.

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wat?

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my bus has been stuck in this same spot for 10 min. amigonnadie?

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Putin bust at Russian Samovar.

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my cat making sure she continues to make my wife feel like a side chick.

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Onion Ring Attack!

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Views 390

It's going to be cold out so alpaca scarf.

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nopenopenope

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as a fan of both Breaking Bad and Total Recall

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Painting titled My Wife's Lovers sold for $826,000 this week at auction.

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my cat's reaction to petting

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i thought it was a new disaster movie at first.

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I'm not even mad at Rafael. Jealous of his free rides.

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i really want to hear his story.

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Milo says "hello".

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sums up my cat's feelings towards new toys.

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safe driving at its finest

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should I give it my spare change?

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the latch on this jewelry box looks like a steampunk reddit alien

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Comments 1
Views 57

RIP Dan Haggerty

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Views 70

Bieber Quotes

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Views 84
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