TIL my cat gets conjugal visits on a daily basis by a dude named Amigo.
"ummmmm....meow?"
MRW other Sonic memes become popular.
I did not hit her! I did nott! Oh....
Midnight with the stars and you....
"Soon, human....you will be shoveling excrement for an entire cat kingdom."
caught a malkovich in the background of my pic
Wipe that smirk off your face!
TIL the Republic is alive and well in NYC.
tennis court soccer overlooking NYC
for 4 years, i've seen this homeless guy and dog. today: awww yiss doggeh
i burnt my thumb a few days ago. this was necessary.
Toilet seat kick lift. The future is now. Germaphobes unite!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"business bad? fuck you, pay me."
Based on the NYC-area news, I'm expecting this by tomorrow evening.
how is this fun??!!
bartender wasn't quite sure of pricing.
guy on the street handed me hot fire today
Hair pattern looks like there's a spider on her head.
Progress pic. Goals achieved during the past 12 months.
first billboards. now magazine ads!
I did a double take due to the grilled dick
is it pronounced gif or jif?
This is Josie. She hogs the remote.
This spare tire holder looks like a scared baby bear.
this capuchin monkey is disappointed with you.
That's a penis.
I was wondering why I had no closet space. Dry cleaner hangers.
wat?
my bus has been stuck in this same spot for 10 min. amigonnadie?
Putin bust at Russian Samovar.
my cat making sure she continues to make my wife feel like a side chick.
Onion Ring Attack!
It's going to be cold out so alpaca scarf.
nopenopenope
as a fan of both Breaking Bad and Total Recall
Painting titled My Wife's Lovers sold for $826,000 this week at auction.
my cat's reaction to petting
i thought it was a new disaster movie at first.
I'm not even mad at Rafael. Jealous of his free rides.
i really want to hear his story.
Milo says "hello".
sums up my cat's feelings towards new toys.
safe driving at its finest
should I give it my spare change?
the latch on this jewelry box looks like a steampunk reddit alien
RIP Dan Haggerty
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