I am definitely a progamer or whatever
Thank goodness we are secure behind Cloudflare
Time for a tariff on Mars & Venus!
I need to download a software patch for my dog
4 boys + 1 scragly dog = TMNT
#WINNING or perhaps this this 45D Chess?
Good news everyone!
How have I not heard this song until now...
Nature is hitting on my wife
He. Cant. Even.
Even our cat is losing it in quarantine
One of my children is dead
Time to coin DumpFlation (or TrumpFlation if you aren't bitter/angry like I am)
Go secure your financial info US friends
Anyone know what the return policy is?
My cat is sick and I dont know how to deal with it
Everything is fine.......
Hahahahahahahaha *breath* hahahahahahahaha
Woohooo I'm possibly slightly less poor! They just need my SSN and stuff
Which one of you all made the earth deity angry?
Damn it brain cooperate!
Hairless huge cat
Its a major award!
Tariffs FTW.... things are going so well right now!
Something Something Hampsters (Giraffes are better tho)
Liar Bus
My wife has finally had enough...
I have now learned about these and so must you... DUCKNANA!!!?
I hope Canada wins tonight
Get ready to whistle the Mario theme!
Hockey life, what happens when the next one starts playing...
Mites-on-ice
Just realized what day it was
Secret Santa delivered!
Makes me sad how much I want to say this :(
Why you gotta brag...
O Rly?
Don't tell me what to do!
Newest asshole of the family
Daaamn Imgur... you nosy!!!!!!
Are you ok Imgur?
Just following orders
Happy NYE from Cancun!
I think hey may have scraped....
Been laughing for like 10 minutes
Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
Wife sent this and I laughed way too hard....
April 29th... Which year? Every year!
Wednesday is free child labor day at kids preschool!
Aww how nic.... wait what?
Now I know :(
Earl Grey goes great with french toast....
Goodbye society... it was nice knowing you (well some of you anyway)
Thanks immune system!
New resident saying "hi" to pissed of current resident...
"Money?" "You know, It's green with little president's pictures on it."
Laughed so hard I peed a little.