dragonfey

4989 pts ยท October 11, 2014


Send me your best puns.

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how did the photographer manage to get them to sit so still

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Agatha Christie?

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

They have this at my school.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. He went from grey to green.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Where's Frankenstein?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A lot of these are not good ideas for some ladies...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

People who have to worry about being assaulted, like trans people or people who are attacked for what they are. At least that's what I think

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

My mom swears up and down that my brother is not named after him, but I know better.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to feel about this movie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably a cubs fan.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BREWERS! YEAH!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Haha it's like they switched XD The funny thing is that Xavier's middle name is also a X-men name too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2) Ironically, he's named Xavier and his brother's middle name is Logan.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know someone who's dad was able to name both him and his younger brother after X-Men without his wife noticing until after the fact.(1)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh, you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

as a daughter of a plant lover: Neat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a preference of mine, but it's not a deal breaker.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not that I would mind dating someone my height or shorter.(2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See, the benefit of being a shorter girl, a good majority of men are taller than me, so I don't have much trouble finding someone taller(1)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*gasp* senpai noticed me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well hello there.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well he didn't know his age until near the end. But I agree, it's a pretty cruddy thing to do.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Wasn't is also because they didn't think she was attractive enough?(Which is stupid)

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

It is a tulip. Sauce: My mother is a plant person.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AAIIIEEEEEE *whispering* I love octopuses

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But did you like it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to talk about the dick transplant?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought it would be interesting if Link had the triforce of Wisdom or Power

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was, the ladies on staff were really nice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0