10764 pts ยท October 23, 2012
Something about myself!
We're not very good friends anymore... I'm not sure why 2/2
I had a classmate who is one day younger than me. Every year I'd wish him a happy birthday and did the whole "when I was your age" thing 1/2
I can't stop watching this
Stan, poke your grandma
This pun was sew sew
Russian kids are born with the ability to fly. We grow out of it by 15
I explained a policy to a client, only to have them pull the "Can I speak to a manager?" card. (1/2)
He saved 15% by switching to Geico
I call mine "brovaries"
My name is just as hard as Tchaikovsky and Dostoevsky (and it even rhymes, too) and I sure as hell ain't changing
That's not a knoife! It's a witch!
Do the Turks just call it "delight?"
I was implying that I need to not take my own sports team fandom so seriously and need to be more like these folks
Respect... fans of my team (myself included) would call for his head... Gotta remember it's just a game
I WILL EATZ EWE!
Ringo? http://eil.com/images/main/The-Beatles-Yellow-Submarine-324914.jpg
Oh god oh god oh god OH! Phew...
Maybe he's asthmatic and that's his prehistoric inhaler
I was playing CAH with someone, and they said "What is "Ouchwitz?" Strangely fitting, but he really didn't know
Thank god I'm a Jewish male. My mother isn't concerned with my eggs or boobs. Just disappointed I'm not a lawyer/doctor/rich
Hate both teams, but love what their stakes are
KLNL - the loneliest news channel
At least it wasn't on your anniversary
that is pretty AWESOME!
This is the most true thing
All grown up *head not included
Take it, DON-key!
This exactly
Foxographer
We're not very good friends anymore... I'm not sure why 2/2
I had a classmate who is one day younger than me. Every year I'd wish him a happy birthday and did the whole "when I was your age" thing 1/2
I can't stop watching this
Stan, poke your grandma
This pun was sew sew
Russian kids are born with the ability to fly. We grow out of it by 15
I explained a policy to a client, only to have them pull the "Can I speak to a manager?" card. (1/2)
I explained a policy to a client, only to have them pull the "Can I speak to a manager?" card. (1/2)
He saved 15% by switching to Geico
I call mine "brovaries"
My name is just as hard as Tchaikovsky and Dostoevsky (and it even rhymes, too) and I sure as hell ain't changing
That's not a knoife! It's a witch!
Do the Turks just call it "delight?"
I was implying that I need to not take my own sports team fandom so seriously and need to be more like these folks
Respect... fans of my team (myself included) would call for his head... Gotta remember it's just a game
I WILL EATZ EWE!
Ringo? http://eil.com/images/main/The-Beatles-Yellow-Submarine-324914.jpg
Oh god oh god oh god OH! Phew...
Maybe he's asthmatic and that's his prehistoric inhaler
I was playing CAH with someone, and they said "What is "Ouchwitz?" Strangely fitting, but he really didn't know
Thank god I'm a Jewish male. My mother isn't concerned with my eggs or boobs. Just disappointed I'm not a lawyer/doctor/rich
Hate both teams, but love what their stakes are
KLNL - the loneliest news channel
At least it wasn't on your anniversary
that is pretty AWESOME!
This is the most true thing
All grown up *head not included
Take it, DON-key!
This exactly
Foxographer