You don’t need no alibi
31
6
1385
When they put out the free samples at Costco
19
6
902
When you can't read the punchline on the thumbnail image so you click it.
16
2
5514
When you ask for extra hot sauce and the kid at Taco Bell gives you two.
4
6
341
Dad jokes.
5
3
282
"Don't be cross with me." -god
1
0
4
When someone says they have free donuts in the break room.
14
19
760
Sweaty Tesla coils
-3
1
324
RIP in peace.
4
2
0
When you are in the drive thru and they tell you the item you want is sold out but you’re fat, hungry and stuck in line so you just order something you hate and eat it anyway.
2
1
219
“Actually, it’s Brian spelled with a y”
3
4
319
I wanna sex u up.
-1
2
691
That moment when you realize that Emo Philips had Emo hair and played a guy that cut himself back in the year 1989.
25
4
1181
When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.
14
3
799
When your comment outranks the original post.
3
3
213
Deal with it.
5
1
2
Not Grrific news.
1
0
188
When someone says they have ice cream in their trunk.
7
2
499
Words on a picture
27
9
982
When you're having a good time but a thought about your mortality slips in.
14
5
125
MFW I encounter an asshole customer.
9
2
172
When your spelling is so bad that autocorrect can’t even begin helping you.
6
3
508
When you click on an image so that you can covertly look at a picture of a scantily clad woman in the preview tile.
9
1
315
When you are trying to solve a difficult crossword and elect to ask the room for help.
1
2
321
When you're playing a videogame and you walk into a big empty room filled with guns and ammo.
10
2
458
When my wife says" "There is some leftover pizza on the counter if you want it."
2
1
2
When my wife implores me to save some of the pizza for later.
1371
74
20641
Mom's spaghetti.
8
5
5120
When I'm getting back into the gym after a long break.
30
3
3118
All the amazing things Kanye West has ever done.
113
21
124
When I get a little over zealous with the Tapatio on my breakfast burrito.
4
4
304
When they ask me to contribute to the group discussion at work.
14
3
419
Before Netflix and chill there was Evian and Golden Girls.
27
4
312
"Does the label say gluten free?"
14
6
1
When I'm reading an article about Amy Schumer and I realize that I am reading an article about Amy Schumer.
4
4
344
When you're serious about preventing diabeetus.
2
2
0
2 Fast 2 Furious: an Action/Comedy/Drama/Horror film
64
8
741
Bitch stole my look.
9
22
448
Happy Birthday Imgur...Since I joined this site.....
4
4
194
When someone serves me Vegan food.
14
7
233
When I'm riding high with confidence.
23
13
129
One does not simply find the perfect GIF
8
4
100
His wit was met with a smattering of applause.
40
9
133
When you swipe your ATM card because you can't find your money but as the transaction is processing you find it in your other pocket.
3
0
429
I am a factory for lame jokes.
28
3
67
Doin' a set of beam me ups!
40
3
986
An apt metaphor for my success.
8
2
422
only 468,000 miles on it too!
9
2
37
When someone wants to show me their new phone.
67
7
950
how do you perform 2 prostate exams at the same time?
55
7
567
When my child asks me what happens after you die.
9
3
168
I better make sure the trunk is locked.
20
1
3
When someone tells me that they are a big Jack Johnson fan.
15
5
221
When someone splits their comment and only part 1 gets upvoted and part 2 gets swallowed into the abyss.
5
5
286
When you are within 100 points of glorious status and you lose your ability to make an interesting post.
14
4
109
He asked me if I wanted to get smashed on beer tonight.
1
2
195
when you think that you're close with your black friend but you play it safe just in case.
17
8
956
no soup for you!
64
9
180