drthatoneguy

525 pts ยท June 1, 2015


you perv

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think I could have predicted any of this

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried antidepressants once. I started to feel angrier than I had been in years. An unlucky wasp flew through my window and I beat it to death with enough force that I'm sure I would have put a grown man in the hospital. It scared me.

I stopped taking them that very day. I do not want to become the person I've tried so hard not to be.

(Disclaimer: just because I stopped cold turkey does not mean it's a good idea. Talk to your doctor.)

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

horse :D

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one happy lady

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://xkcd.com/1015/

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Real talk: why do we have to put up with this?

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No no, let's leave these back in the past where they belong.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I am an adult.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's a good kitty

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you tried being a less horrible vegetarian?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The genetic code of bananas and I share the same nucleotides. Ergo, I am 100% banana. 102%, if I have recently committed banana cannibalism.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coward. A real man would stand in the open, somewhere near a lot of windows. Maybe a grassy knoll.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was 100% expecting him to report that fire

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's an alien.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jesus fucking christ

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Those scarves are 100% worth more than $20 in materials alone.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pfft, look at this person with _organs_

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too like when women nice to me.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suggestion: flip every other piece such that cheese faces cheese and bread faces bread. This keep the dries dry and the saucies sauced.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 someone explain

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel I have not truly lived, but I know what I must do now.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dang, a bear made this post.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thoughts and whatever.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a simple man.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good for him.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, because of the axes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gesundheit

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0