drunkenness

659 pts ยท November 18, 2014


I am a dog lover and my jokes are hotter than fishgrease.

Martin Luther Keyboard day doesn't begin til Monday

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg that' freaked me out. First of all, Idk why I even enhanced as a completely straight male

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet she left him for the dog.... Always be upgrading. Lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was Alanis Morrisette XXX doppelganger Analis Moreasex. (jk)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SO YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS? STOP YELLING KAREN, THIS IS KMART!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Customer. However if u don't please make sure your vehicle has a high safety rating as you are very lucky to have survived!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go by quickly and in this situation it appears it was unavoidable so take care of yourself and I think I'd owe it to Acura to be a repeat

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Important thing. As others mentioned about PTSD and getting back on the road are important. Your health is the most important! Rehab will

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made a few joke replies to comments w/ a few compliments on the 3rd gen TL, but most importantly I am glad you survived! That's the most

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad had the 2nd gen with very high mileage and Zero issues so he did not see a reason to upgrade.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Final Destination 69

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or that movie with the woman hitman? (Hitmaam). I just woke up so I can't remember but I know!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you can buy the fancier 2008 Acura TLS.amd feel safe unless the S is just the 6spd

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just took another look and you had the body style I love

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the newer TL models.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Acura TLs willl last forever w/o issues if taken careof. I prefer the 05 to 08 body style with the clear tails. I don't like the new grille

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You better buy another Acura after this. Glad to see you survived as I would've had pooped my Infiniti.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy just have some rough time in the clink. Ringshadow has Lock Jaw now. JK

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

B1, C4... Can be on house arrest at my house! We can quarantine together!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Where were the hawt teachers at when I was in school? I woulda kept it on the down low fasho

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Hang in there! Heartbreak sucks. When it happened to me I decided to focus on my career. Make more money!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make a funny sign about Drinking Corona and post up at an underpass. You may have to fight a hobo to the death for his corner.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hazmat + bus (Sheepshead Bay + Knapp Street) + James Franco

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Location

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!! It's Lyon Playfair... Trying to solve a mystery at work and that was a hint

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow! Yours was way better than mine! NICE WORK!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Milk's one helluvah drug!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got drunk and lost my gloves and dumb bow tie on 6th street. I managed to make it home with the mask atleast! ATX represent!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1