drunkimgur

6209 pts ยท July 12, 2015


If I'm posting, I'm drunk. Obviously.

They made Bob and Morty watch.

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Is that Paul Rudd?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Gushers did it better

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So you don't eat pizza then?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The bad dreams will be worth it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Admire the picture, drink the reality

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uniball Vision Elites or G2s

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that your nail polish was blood in that first picture and *drastically* misinterpreted the title

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's too late, you're already dead.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You have no idea how shattering this is for me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? He said I was the only one! Oh, that whore!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not gonna be so happy when he finds out what I'm planning on doing to him

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you saying you Sith yourself?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Does Rudolph even get paid? No! He's a pawn of the bourgeois tyrant that is Claus

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not me, buddy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Platonic ideal of the mutt

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It is my signature move

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It appears that I have been had

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, he was a quarterback? I think you've been had, OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, why no banana. I can't believe I have to ask twice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No banana? Are you new?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Bizarro! I downvoted, bizarro! I'm helping!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe watch the rest of the movie and then come back to this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't really agreed with this, but lately I've been inclined

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why you're posting this for upvotes. Don't you know you have to do everything yourself?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brick, are you just looking at things in nature and saying that you love them?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old McDonald had a farm, o o e n o

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It's lemonade! Read the sign. Delicious

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why? Because it's Monday tomorrow. Weird question

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what if you are my supervisor

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