drydark's comments

My wife cheated on me with the guitarist.... bitch

Have a kid... instant excuse to do all that

Shit someone broke into my house... I'll get my gun.. just give me like 15 minutes

Send them dick pics you either A) make them leave you alone or B) make them question their sexuality... Either way it'll be a good time

Then you whip out your phone and see if there's a zubat on your TV

Well that's just unballievable

10 years ago |

I feel like I should hate this but I.... I just can't

You all see that look on Ellen's face during? Looks like she's about to tell her that the Lannisters send their regards

But... Where DID he touch you?

I almost wish he threw a medkit down there afterwords

Welp guess I'm having nightmares now

Polygamous? Enjoy a tent for each one of your wives

Looks like something you'd fight in bloodborne

Or... Dratini from red and blue

The "?!" Would be the same sound you hear when Snake is seen