eidel

1208 pts ยท August 18, 2019


For all dimwits, the things they throw together probably don't have any timing mechanisms, just a fuse..which they light with A LIGHTER

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Playing around with fireworks and making pipe bombs as a kid, though please do be denigrating, I'm sure it will get you far in life ;)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

They might as well start throwing grenades or bombs around at this point, probably even safer then their IED's... (Minus the shrapnel)

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 31

If you Accidebtally pierce the ball, would semen come out and fill up the sack I wonder

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like the mask was made for this expression!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In these times?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zip down pants to reveal the Davy Jones beard of tentacles from down under.. proceeds to take on 5 guys

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

At this stage I start to think it's normal, shit happens, people are flawed. Have super low expectations so you'll be less disappointed

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I didn't even know owls lived in Africa! I learned something, thanks

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many owls does it take...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Treat the crowd as female and emotional and you'll win them over (not my words)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you sick on a piece of apple long enough, it tastes like a pear

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I noticed US clients also tip way more often than EU, which I found odd, but not complaining :D

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Life is too short to not make fun of yourself and make others happy or teach them something :D

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The guy doesn't have empathy, common trait amongst super wealthy people...

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And add Tetris

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol but seriously, amazing he didn't die already! I'd think it would pierce his intestins way faster.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lied, got the job and my boss is happy with me. Ignore no-brains recruitment people, they lack even people skills to tell if you're lying.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The cone of covid, or cove as you will

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Indeed! values over money, you have to stand for something in your life, it's not like he can't afford not to.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That does look like a very spits house!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes I can confirm the chocolate, once in a while I'll have a mini crunchy bit in there :D

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But they don't look fluorescent

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drank a lot of it, but I can assure you it doesn't look as fluorescent as this ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to pick a rival from Hufflepuff, they all seem likeable, also everyone in this school is a model

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Belgium and I've seen a lot of beers, but never this. I want to try it but It's probably like that green ketchup

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I like dressing up a lot! It's almost like putting on a suit of armor that makes you feel good and attractive!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't have to be 1to1 we can start a cult society where everyone works part-time and depends on each others expertise

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0