elfprincess

11113 pts ยท January 21, 2014


Hello to those of you who read profiles. My #1 priority on this site is to make majestic flap flaps a common household term for sting rays. That is all

How have I never noticed ET in the senate chambers??

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The majestic flap flaps

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"Trouser Snake" has no problem with "slippery mounds"

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You're getting old

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When I, a non-coffee drinker, attempt to drink coffee but end up way too jittery

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Atheist Anti Christmas Billboards (Fanatical Atheism)

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Banana Slug in California. Does not taste like bananas

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Started a birth control - Reaction caused depression making me almost cancel my wedding

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A logical conclusion

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I set my phone background to Bing which gives me a new image every day. Woke up this morning to an angry kangaroo

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Real classy Walmart

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More on North Korea

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My baby cats

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If there is a sign for it, you know someone has tried it before...

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Amazing (terrifying) Joker Cosplay

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What could have been the greatest party of all time if I saw this in August

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Pumpkin Carvings

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Buzzfeed getting snarky about new John Snow Costume

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Our Babycat Newton

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Homemade college air-freshner

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Top 5 Most Dangerous Jellyfish (Sea Demons)

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Whenever I try to kill a spider

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Parks and Rec's April and Jerry make-out on Late Night

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Parks and Rec: April and Jerry Make-out

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After I attained my PhD there was something missing. I was better educated, but not sexy...Until now

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