A tale of two dogs
MRW I just sit down to drop a deuce and there is a fire drill.
Huh?
MRW my wife finds another mouse in our camper after we thought they were gone.
Home for the weekend.
MRW I think I make a funny/good comment but nobody upvotes it.
The Original Sons of Anarchy
Oops.
MRW my 3 year old tells me he wants some of my juice.
Conan the Instagramer
MRW the lady that took my double red cell blood donation today tells me no alcohol for 24 hours.
When I am trying to remember if Frederica Bimmel was a great big fat person or not.
MRW my brother and I are trying to build up the courage to jump off a cliff at Lake Powell
Not so fast
Cop fights 19 Year Old after saying he wouldn't arrest him
MRW my buddy sends me a picture of his dog's freshly neutered balls.
Don't worry,
After 3 long years, today is the day that my wife and I get to adopt our foster child.
Found this cool spider on my car.
pew
Seriously, we are all adults here.
'Merica. Happy Birthday weekend you beautiful bitch.
MRW my 3 year old stops watching TV, yells "My poop is coming" and stars heading to the bathroom
It's belongs in pie.
America's greatest Scientist
That look when you realize you should have zigged instead of zagged
Challenge Accepted
Hello Bill?
MRW I am deciding whether or not upvote a post on imgur
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Who wants a drink?
MRW I check my tracking number on-line and see that my package has arrived.
MRW one of my giant Liberal friends that touted the greatness of ObamaCare tells me that her premium just doubled and her plan has less coverage.
Here is a bandwagon
LIES! ALL LIES!
Tramp all day
Dude, that's not what BroSearch is about....
Beans
MRW I work on "non-computer" people's computers all day long at work and then my wife asks me to call my technologically retarded father in law at 9 PM because he has a computer question.
I'd like to buy a "U" please Pat.
Tired of attractive Christmas Selfies?
Kids lie
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Our User's reaction when we upgrade them to Office 2013 and all of their 2010 icons go away.
Sometimes family is the worst.
'Bout to get my Cedar Point on!
I have the POWER!!
Accurate depiction of me at work today.
MRW my lasers run out and I need more quarters
When I get to the club where people like to wee on each other.
Only the best....
MRW my mother in law asks me to install SP3 on her computer so she can retrieve some numbers off of a print out of a spread sheet.
Going to see The Force Awakens tonight with The Wife.
I guess I forgot
MRW an Imgurian deletes a post that is getting downvoted to oblivion, but I get to keep my fake points for top comment
Oh Rambo....
Randy are you gonna do this
Don't bother me with this shit
Hipster Level 9000
I'm pretty excited too but...