11779 pts ยท May 11, 2012
True loves: HP, ASOIAF, WoW, imgur, rum...
Hi, I'm from 4 years in the future and I'm here with some good news.
That's Aussie mate
Do you not realise cats can jump over fences?
You hate them compared to how much I love dem
I've eaten plain porridge every weekday morning for the last 5 years. Maybe I'm dead inside. Maybe it's maybeline.
They hate that you do it but don't want to be the one to tell you. That's why they tease, so they can tell you in a lighthearted way instead
Stop telling people flu shots fail based on your personal opinion or you're part of the problem with rising disease. 2/2
Banana meant that when you caught the flu after your flu shot, you caught one of the less common strains not covered in the vaccination 1/2
My son, please, he's very sick
I'm Australian and all 4 supermarkets in my town are still empty.
Le Tits Now
Let me guess, you're from US? Clearly states this is Aus. We drive on the left in Aus. He's in the slow lane idiot.
In Aus left is Labor Party and right is called Liberal Party. It's so stupid.
In Aus we call them bushfires not brush fires so it truly is bush for bush.
"Well g'day mate, how the bloody hell are ya!?"
That's cuz he is.
Only with rum
Samesies. If supporting a family means my social work job pays enough for me to support a cat and a casual coke habit.
They only live for a week where he's from, so it still makes sense.
Are you stupid or bad at sarcasm?
Which pair will be most popular this summer? A pair of tits, a pair of balls or a pair of Sonic games?
Also the drugs they're on while listening to EDM are hard drugs.
Are you here to solve my ketchup catsup problem?
They're star crossed lovers, originating from the most livable city and the least livable and try to trick the other to visit their city.
No way, he ain't no hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.
Right!? It's defs paper scissor rock
With the sharpest horn on its head
Hi, I'm from 4 years in the future and I'm here with some good news.
That's Aussie mate
Do you not realise cats can jump over fences?
You hate them compared to how much I love dem
I've eaten plain porridge every weekday morning for the last 5 years. Maybe I'm dead inside. Maybe it's maybeline.
They hate that you do it but don't want to be the one to tell you. That's why they tease, so they can tell you in a lighthearted way instead
Stop telling people flu shots fail based on your personal opinion or you're part of the problem with rising disease. 2/2
Banana meant that when you caught the flu after your flu shot, you caught one of the less common strains not covered in the vaccination 1/2
My son, please, he's very sick
I'm Australian and all 4 supermarkets in my town are still empty.
Le Tits Now
Let me guess, you're from US? Clearly states this is Aus. We drive on the left in Aus. He's in the slow lane idiot.
In Aus left is Labor Party and right is called Liberal Party. It's so stupid.
In Aus we call them bushfires not brush fires so it truly is bush for bush.
"Well g'day mate, how the bloody hell are ya!?"
That's cuz he is.
Only with rum
Samesies. If supporting a family means my social work job pays enough for me to support a cat and a casual coke habit.
They only live for a week where he's from, so it still makes sense.
Are you stupid or bad at sarcasm?
Which pair will be most popular this summer? A pair of tits, a pair of balls or a pair of Sonic games?
Also the drugs they're on while listening to EDM are hard drugs.
Are you here to solve my ketchup catsup problem?
They're star crossed lovers, originating from the most livable city and the least livable and try to trick the other to visit their city.
No way, he ain't no hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.
Right!? It's defs paper scissor rock
With the sharpest horn on its head