The phone book is here! The phone book is here!
Best gift ever.
Maybe just don't have a dog.
Possible obsessive. Definitely satisfying.
Christmas cards, 2016
Well, shit.
12 year old me was a smooth motherfucker
Absolutely no one thinks about this.
I need help!
I'm kind of the worst (best) at online dating.
Happy Christmas, turd burglars.
I'm a Lady Armwrestler. Ask me anything.
Finally, a Dutch oven I'm pumped about.
Fuck the police.
Quotes I liked when i was a sad sack of shit.
Fuck you, anxiety.
Fuck you, and you, and you. You're cool.
It's here! It's here!
I recently discovered the joys of screenprinting.
What have I done?!
I officiated a wedding on the top of a mountain.
Ah, Maine.
Oh yeah. Motherfuckin' penguins.
My hyper-masculine boyfriend jizzed on his own face last night.
Story time.
It's Christmas card time!
A re-branding I can get behind.
With the harshness, man.
When your friend's baby has a diaper malfunction and goes down the stairs on their butt.
Gettin' down with Spidey.
Epic rugby photoshop
I will always need this gif.
Pupoose.
Finally the little spoon.
For the last time...
Consolation, after the gourd massacre of 2014.
We wish you a metal Christmas!
Coco, the Colossal Colon
Thanks for the inspiration, Imgur.
Fostering kittens when you're poor but clever.
Clash of the Titans
Oh, Mary-Kate.
Glamour Shots thread?
What your open tabs say about you.
I expected to be happier about this.
Ok, you got me. It's every day.
So.This exists.
How I know it's my roommates turn to buy TP.
My new favorite dating site picture.
Epicness apparently saved for Christmas.
My first thought when I met my niece.
Reunited and it feels so good.
Not impressed.
Heck. Yes.
Don't look don't look
...no, no I don't think I will.
Christmas Cards 2013
MRW I help out for Imgur Secret Santa, and people are getting their matches from my [email protected] email.
#87 on list of things I highly suggest doing for no fucking reason.