He called the shit poop
MFW I try my buddies new home brew.
MRW my wife is mad at me but still gives me lunch money
Am I doing this wrong?
Tittle Sprinkles
Is it me or does this image of the 'observable Universe' look like a Van Gough of the Earth?
Body scans of me during Thanksgiving 2013
just b/c
Deer the Bounty Hunter
RIP
Told a vegan we were going to a BBQ restaurant
Can anyone name the other nine teams who have never won?
Title
If I had nickel for every time I've seen this gif
.
Emma Stone + Amber Heard = Margot Robbie
This is why we check our shoes in the United States.
No words
Da Tass
Who else drank/drinks these delicious nuggets of cow nectar?
Is too damn high
Gotta love my starbucks lovers.
1st Quarter Review
I'd eat that off a flip-flop
Vickers
Yikes
do she?
Zooey Deschanel sans eyebrows looks like Jared Leto in Dallas Buyers Club. Alriiiight
Grandma gets a tattoo
Cocker Spaniel Puppies
Giselle Bundchen behind deflate-gate scandal
Imgurs reaction when NSFW content is posted.
When I consult Mike Tyson when I can't decide which stereo system to buy
BTD
I'd like to make a toast
MRW my wife asks if she can paint my toenails
Why clean a fork?
MRW I wake up early for the first time after DST
MFW Imgur changed the comment plus signs to blue
Am I doing this right?
Disfruta de mis manos!
MFW I log in during class and I left my porn up
.
Safety first
Ebologna
This pretty much sums up my life
MRW I got a package from sendyourenemiesglitter.com
Nibble, nibble, nibble
.
You got!
Don't forget to invite Charon
Social media right now
Cat Stevens
Gosh
MRW a girl blows me a kiss, and then realize it wasn't for me.
MRW I see a sign that says "Please ring bell only 'ONCE'."
MRW I'm eating the Jello, and zippity bobbity a velociraptibibbityor
Tails
MRW I'm suckin someone off and finish him on my face.