Why lie?
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Fentanyl doesn’t kill people. People kill people.
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Yes.
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Fuck anyone like this.
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Skipped keg day!
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Rarely seen backside of Mt. Rushmore
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Heh
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I mean…
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And imagine Jack Gleeson as his son.
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Sanctity of Marriage
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Turning Point!
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So the conference of good guys with guns can’t be trusted with guns at a pro gun rally. I. Literally. Cannot. Even.
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1927
That sweet sweet trickle down mmm
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2796
Maths
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I’m going to die eating ranch style beans
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We won’t be outdone.
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Best action sequence I’ve seen I’ve seen in a while.
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Weee!!!
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Wowza!
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1392
Sid Game
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Oh come on nature!
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Dad goals
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Why do you heathens bother learning?
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Reminder: It’s Buffalo’s fault
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So glad things are finally starting to get back to normal (facepalm)
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928
Is this not acceptable?
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?
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710
Started Letterkenny over the break. I’m obsessed.
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Thank, God. I’ve been stressed out about this.
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368
I’m Already Feeling Better About 2021
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Guns don’t kill people, nunchucks do!
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I mean, it’s really hard to disagree. But look how charged my phone is!
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Like Skywalker tweeted this. I thought it was funny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Is that a promise?
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995
Basketball vs. Hockey
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Aren’t I just the worst?
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Such a “Godly man” - Now with sound
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964
Sorry, not sorry.
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Fucking gold all around
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I don’t think I’ve ever successfully said Worcestershire sauce.
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Interesting...
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Twitter is finally taking a responsible role in fact-checking Trump and he is absolutely losing his shit. Thoughts? Truly interested in different perspectives, although my patience is wearing thin.
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1251
Oh thank god! Must admit I was a bit worried there for a while...
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So this gave me anxiety while pumping gas.
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*throws grenade and runs away*
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USA! USA! USA!
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Shaqonomics
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Remember when bread used to be good for you?
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False Advertising
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