evilpilch

5326 pts ยท March 27, 2014


Crossing the streams since 1971.

Perhaps they should have realised why a) I didn't really hang out with them in school. And b) I haven't spoken to them in 20 years.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have a number of FB acquaintances like this. I had to block a couple of them for the casual racism, sexism and homophobia.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is what it smells like whenever I put on a condom.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something similar happened to me, too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expecting trouble?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't make hummus without smashing the peas! Wait. That came out wrong!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That weight can't be right!? Unless you're a giant. Are you a giant? Or perhaps suffer from giantism?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The force is strong in this one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bogey1 Kenobi?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see the balls...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah man! I so need an icy astronaut in my whisky! I feel like I've waited all my life for this.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well done!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like she might have eaten the guy that was sat next to her too...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang! I think I over-filled the windscreen wash.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes it is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep watching this over and over, like my brain is syncing with the gif loop.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh shove off!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're pretty sexy...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All hail! Wait, wha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what he said! Knock yourself out!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to see his other hand!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine the porn version... just imagine...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd be tempted to go with just bender, but then that would be rude, and perhaps a tad homophobic, which I'm not, so lets just forget it...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Definitely other issues! Definitely.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny thing is, I saw this ad yesterday, took one look at that expression and the same hidden meaning leapt out at me too!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That has to be one of the most random references to Diablo I've ever come across! An upvote for you, sir!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

burn it with fire!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what I won't to know is what he has under that hat?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd still do Rachel... probably...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a shitty Captain Murica outfit! :-)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3