evilpsych

81166 pts · January 29, 2012


I go there so you don’t have to.

I can see it’s shadow now. Consuming everything around. For some strange reason it has the familiar amorphous shape of.. wait. No. Yeah, your mom.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Someone doesn’t watch any news at all or see what is looming on the horizon.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Interesting. Why is biden running for re-election again then? Pot meet kettle

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Uh. ‘Allowing’ does not mean the same thing as ‘forcing’ some kids want to work ??‍♂️

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Our house in oxnard had subfloor on the third floor eaten up like this. Looked like a kids ant farm over a 300sqft room

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Alternatively, just don’t shop there.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

They’re all connected so one goes off and they all do, so I’ve systematically removed ones closest while I cook

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude. I just bought a new house with an undersized ext. vent for a gas stove. It sets off at least three of the ones in the house.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’ll take ten.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ok, that’s a major detail that you left out. Usually 50th’s are celebrated.. not 1st thru -5th in my experiences

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hate to tell ya but I’ve never seen anyone’s family celebrate a wedding anniversary. You aren’t being slighted because you are lesbian.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

? I sure you want to believe that as true. Not many mammals fit the description of ‘dragon’ I’m sure scammers use them

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Been to China? It’s a thing that’s been proven. ‘Dragon powder’ medicine is basically ground up fossils

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn. I was hoping she’d make at least one bottle disappear.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It takes the taste of trucker semen out of her mouth.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I have a question for you: as a nurse in Sweden, can you be sued by a patient if you fuck up?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You could control a planet with the right set of mammary glands... or so I hear..

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thank you. This is 1000% correct after the last 4. I’m looking at you CNN, NBC MSNBC CBS ABC BLOOMBERG...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Lots of sparks, locations close to the highway go without electric I suppose

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hobbit tunnel. Duh.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Apparently they’re using high voltage panels? Transmission losses are a bitch.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dude, do you have a method to make these? Also, do you have ‘ex wife’ in your repertoire?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Llano... hahaha this picture has TREES IN IT. Someone hasn’t been to llano before

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To be fair, it was a Karen that pulled Carl over to have him try it on. Men don’t try shit on at stores- “that’s my size” they buy and leave

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hemm. How many hepA masks exist? This guy is ahead of the curve

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Good. Have you shot anything with more recoil that doesn’t go ‘sproing!’ In your cheek?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Annnnnnd that’s how you buy a vote ladies and gentlemen

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8