"Very cozy item"
Hi sir I'm sorry but are you aware that your car is tOucHiNG MiNE
Is this a depression meal?
Find it
I can't decide if this is real life I can't decide if what I'm doing is right
Nothing makes it easier, nothing makes it better
Dead?
I survived my first, small car accident totally unscathed!
I want to die
The absolute worst feeling is when I have to tell customers they have to leave their dogs outside
Rate her
But this chicken is already dead..
I got beat with the
Spice my butt
He good
Da beastie
Conserving energy
One of the best places I've ever eaten ramen