faptastique

3733 pts · April 13, 2018


I am a meat popsicle

>when you realize you didn’t defrost the mother and it’ll delay dinner for like, three fucking hours

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Child sacrifice needs to make a comeback, like vinyl.

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I know more than one HOFer has worn 88 but I still get suspicious anytime that number pops up anywhere online

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another Tiktok spambot..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like your choice of perspective. It’ll be interesting to see how Samsung’s night tech stacks up against Google’s.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

>intelectual

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Aww yiss

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One of my floofs is like the alternate costume of your floof.

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When I was a kid, my father told me of decades passing him by in the blink of an eye, and lately, I’ve finally come to understand.

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Love the little nod at the end

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

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>when he says he has a “monster cock”

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