fenlander

7316 pts ยท May 24, 2013


Sky turns blue and geese look up. It's a gander reveal party.

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They rode over the yellow diamond and the bike caught fire. I thought it was a game and they had activated a power-up.

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and now I am singing the Pokemon theme tune but replacing Pokemon with STDs.

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A fun game for these places is they buy second hand waxworks. So see if you can find celebrities and world leaders being tortured.

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TV series, Secret Cardinal. Fighting evil and banishing demons but his rank must remain secret so the enemy can't hunt him down. 'Secret Cardinal, fighting for the light, striking from the shadows.'

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Easiest job in the world. Make stuff up and if it sounds good and the public like it you can make good money. It's not like anyone can prove you wrong. Or you could try your hand at astrology /s

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The pinecones thing came down to 1 guy writing a script that went back through posts from years ago and voted for them. So if you notice a post from last year suddenly getting a Star Wars award it's the bots at it again.

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Is the dark side stronger?

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The name Dragonfly is taken. You can have Dragonfly X, X Dragonfly X, Dragonfly 44, Dra Gon Fly 2.

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1) several friends are visiting me today.

2) I had the garden done yesterday and it looks amazing.

3) it's a nice sunny day so I get to sit in my garden with my friends in the sunshine.

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DOGE have made budget cuts to Airforce 1.

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D is for Donald, his brain did decay.

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Having to do the truffle shuffle to swim is not what I expected.

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That bar under you looks dangerous. One slip and you are in a world of hurt.

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He's a fan of the Harvard Globe Trotters.

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And it will take the family at least 3 months to get their stuff and money back.

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I think I've seen other videos of her. She has Tourette's and so just says random things.

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The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog.

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Scale is a build up of minerals in a water pipe.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A police sketch artist trying to draw this suspect.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But what about Duck Billed Platypuses, err, Platypi, err, Platypodes?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found out last week not being able to tell left from right was because of my dyslexia. I never knew that was a part of it.

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STAYC's mom has got it going on.

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Yup, I did wonder when I made it. Oh well, sometimes we just have to roll with the punches.

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Yes, it's the Unseen University in English.

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