feraldope

2536 pts ยท August 12, 2018


I helped Al Gore invent the internet.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not the last one, but the three-wheeled bicycle

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one is like a butterfly emerging from a chrysalis

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scooty puff junior

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#25 poop pliers

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Touche!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dad used to listen to this album. :-)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god. I thought it was salt.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For now!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember back in the '70s buying gas by the liter. Back then most pumps had mechanical displays and they only had 3 digits, so the highest price they could set was $0.999 per gallon. Once gas went over that price, they were in trouble. So they switched to selling it by the liter.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The fourth from the end had premature evacuation.

5 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Anger is a gift.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very dignified!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sleepy!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the winner!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eeps and purrs.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He loves to sit and clean. Mostly on the bed when we are trying to sleep! I'm always amazed at how white his white fur is - it almost shines.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's got the best beans!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That happened to a friend at his last job.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 If you survive, please come again!
(although that's from a different episode)

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awesome!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disregarding the lack of protective gear, you need to ease out the clutch.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it's staged!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he's thinking the same thing, since he's seen me playing plenty of that.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did I miss that?!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I was in school we had a Beaux Arts festival every year. Literally everyone called it Blows Farts.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a nice looking cat!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 it's because they are over-stuffed. If you just put in a normal amount of napkins they work fine.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think it's missing an engine, too.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0