ficus

7582 pts ยท February 24, 2012


Can anybody tell me why the tire swing imploded?

"Well, you do now."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrong end of the stick: Romans had public toilets. To clean they used sticks kept in water buckets with a scrub on the end. But sometimes...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...did you understand anything he just said?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Break the rules? How about I break number four?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, that makes sense now. Thank you!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what this picture is saying, that is, the point it's making?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh wow, that's actually pretty cool. I was going more beastly, but you went all majestic. I approve! Keep at it! =)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And sorry for so many messages, you must have thought you really angered the Internet somehow.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, I'm also a hopeful video game designer. What steps have you taken to get where you are today?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loom before you. The level: epic. The fight: even more so. This. Must. Happen.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*imagine. Fire jets blasting out of the desert, glass shards raining down on you. You crest a dune only to see a massive crystalline complex

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn...well, great minds think alike? He should still live in a desert castle underground. I,aging the buildup to that fight!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glass Dragon, lives in the desert. Breathes fire, lives in large glass cavern he carved using his claws and breath. Surprisingly durable.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Da ba dai, oo da ba dee da ba dai, oo da ba dee da ba dai.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clueless! I'm a guy and I know this movie!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Took over the world with Mickey Mouse...I'm so sorry world...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Passive-Aggressive Alcholic Single?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's nothing. You should WhereIAm, MA. I'm smack dab in the middle of the "Isolated 30"+" swath of the map.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reciprocated. Notes punctuation.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! AMERICA IS THE ONLY WAY, YEAH!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Holy shit! Guys!! There's dinosaurs in the picture!!!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woo! Patriot missiles!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason, I always found that straw look attractive.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To complain about split ends and all (they are painful I've heard?). For some reason, I always found that straw look attractive. (2/2)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoa, sorry. I didn't mean to come off as being angry, I was just thoroughly curious. Every girl I've met always seems (1/2)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can girls tell from that distance if her ends are bad or not? I think her hair looks frickin' awesome like that!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

delayed gratitude

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

acknowledgement

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Sloth? That is, isn't it?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Lol, *fan

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