Happy Christmas from my best girl!
It’s still cool to play it, right?
HVAC Lyfe -A Day In The Life
I’m a type 3c diabetic and renamed my phone today
My brain hurts
Hungover for the first time in years. Send help.
I spent 2022 growing hair. Merry Crisis!
She didn't appreciate the hat but can Imgur appreciate this little bun?
“Let’s have a conversation about you not letting me eat at the table. “
Seeing these majestic mustaches tonight. I do love a man in a sweater.
Unpaid shutdown because company owner is going on vacation
2016 ran most of us through the meat grinder. Heres to a better year!
Merry Maskmas Imgur (chemo meds = always masked)
Not sorry for the selfies. Pictures from 8/2007 and 8/2017, still a long way to go but I feel like a completely different person :)
My roommates cat found a sunbeam in my room so I made her a makeshift bed
My immune system is slowly deciding to let me live.
I didn’t want a dream job in my dream field with a dream company anyways.
Keto Friendly Jalapeño Poppers. RIP my eyes, I’ve already touched them twice.
Left abusive partner 4 months ago. A mutual “friend” has been showing him my social media posts so he can keep tabs on me.
Cute, albeit stupid.
“Did you have some nip? I did and I’m just vibin’.”
Death metal show last night, body by Tiger Balm today
I live in Silicon Valley. Life is about to get spicy.
I work for a coding and game design camp company. Send help
Stay busy until you die!
Day three. Considering deafening myself.
The foster agency said his name is Titan. Any love for a 2lb colossus?
Time for some painful personal growth. The universe is prying complacency from my mouth.
I work in veterinary and had a really traumatic and sad incident tonight. Please send eye bleach.
I said goodbye to my best friend today.
Apparently the trunk is her new card ride spot.
Little floof got 18 teeth extracted. The tiniest of champs.
I'm drunk as fuck but can everyone wish Rix(Devon) a happy birthday? This is guy is so nice to everyone and spent his birthday proper alone.
This was my 11th favorite
My roommate’s Ambien fueled purchase for me. I’m laughing so hard my face hurts.
Feeling like an awful friend for not liking it
“I want her to see the deer.” Be me, having a wholesome cry.
Drink up. We all could do with a tonier vulva.
It's my cake day, send me bat pictures!
I picked up needlepoint again after 6 years! Don’t let anyone ruin something you enjoy!
I’m fine because I always am but holy shit.
Happy Christmas!
Happy holidays everyone!
“You have unsubscribed from Amazon Prime.”
Where will you be when the drugs kick in?
MRW I receive yet another rejection email from a potential employer.
Please excuse me, I'm swooning.
Missing my sweet Sparky today. He’s been gone 4 years and was the goodest of boys.
WFH lunch breaks mean turning my chair slightly and looking at a different screen.
I don't always eat this much meat, but when I do it's shark week.
This will die in user sub but I moved mountains this year!
Sup, girl?
Don't leave your kids in the car too long. Taken in downtown Redwood City
When your s/o is mad but you're trying to be funny.
I can always appreciate a clever bar sign.
I've lost more weight than most people actually weigh. The extra skin struggle is real.
A candidate that can't be bought!
She realized there are also squirrels at our new apartment and has sat like this for 30 minutes.
Being "thrifty"(read: poor), I won't skip out on the $60 registration