fishface60

312 pts ยท May 5, 2011


How old is this one? We've changed bank notes since then.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living on the streets is a wretched existence. I ain't going to judge what you need to get through the day.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 56

Well fuck. Now you've taught crows capitalism.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Played a Muppets treasure island drinking game. Drink when you see the sea. Got slaughtered.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. Like when her beloved Labour party elected Corbyn.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

She used to donate a lot in the Tony Blair years. Doesn't excuse attacking Corbyn for being socialist when socialism provided her safety net

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

XS Malarkey comedy club in Manchester. I think he does comedy clubs all over the UK though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He does my local comedy club regularly. Really cares for the art. Never tells the same joke in the same club twice.

9 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 0

He tours the little comedy clubs. Never tells the same joke in the same place twice. Got the DVD of his Zimbabwe tour.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

Nah. Constantinople never recovered from the fourth crusade. That was even the empire fell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terms and conditions of TV licence changed so you still need a TV licence to watch on iPlayer an hour later.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You keep doing this. *This* is why we usurped Ukraine's TLD! We got there first and claimed .uk rather than .gb because it was *CORRECT*!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn it! We're the UK, not GB. Great Britain is an Island which doesn't include Northern Ireland, which is part of the United Kingdom!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Emma Watson is evading tax by putting her earnings in an offshore bank account.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Experience playing Tribes 2 really paying off there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alchemist: MAGIC COCAINE!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? He's a dick about how expensive his watch is to other comedians.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It then turned into robot wars. Shooting fireworks loses its appeal when you have circular saws.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dagoth Ur didn't fling the ministry of truth at Vivec, that was Sheogorath.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Wait what? The land currently known as Turkey wasn't Muslim in 1015.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2