fivecommafinal

172 pts ยท February 2, 2013


We should wear pink and pass anti-bullying bylaws, so that kids know that when they stand up to bullies we have their backs.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My tortured actor's process: stand there and do what Joss says...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for Good Juju! DELICIOUS

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly, the asshole probably ate it. It is being dissolved by the asshole's stomach juices right now, never to be seen again.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have the weirdest boner right now.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When I was little he lived in the first floor of our 2-flat and I called him "Uncle Neil" .

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*standing ovation*

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hermione Granger, Minister of Magic." "Yes, we know who you are."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#46 all the negative reviews of Cloud Atlas that described it as "to complicated" or "overly ambitious" to me just said "THIS IS YOUR JAM"

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*knitted and felted. Still-- cooool!

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

YES! Watching that episode for the lotsth time I realized how long it had been since she'd danced. It make me cry just thinking about it.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You keep on saying that word, "Casual." I do not think it means what you think it means.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Sears

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That cat walks like John Cleese.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU say pop in Chicago. I say soda, and yes I have always lived here. DIVERSITY BITCHES

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

+1 for spinning wheel!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You clearly have PLENTY of money. I respect your choice not to give it to furniture companies, but what do you have against actual artists?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is not really them. Stephen Fry would never misspell lowly.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a theme park actor (not Disney)-- that looks like a REALLY fun role.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH GOOD

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With a cat, your options are "Oh, you left?" or "Who the hell are you? No, I don't know you. Security!"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of stairs. I hope you're a very mobile retiree.

13 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite dialogue in the show.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Half the flavor packet, some ginger paste, spices, throw in an egg, frozen peas, and some spinach if there is any. CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There used to be a room like this in the Adler Planetarium in Chicago (my home town) and then they TOOK IT DOWN. Boooooo.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did... did that one guy in the wish strip wish for a wheelbarrow full of cabbages?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad saying this about daughter: cute and protective. Mom saying this about son: craaaaazy bitch. Check your privilege, my friend...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Or it just means you'll need to change a diaper in 3... 2... 1...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0