38127 pts · March 7, 2016
I'm supposed to write something here, but I gotta go pee first.
I was raised muting the tv during commercials. That’s when you chatted about the show or ran to the bathroom. Blows my mind that wasn’t a common practice.
If I’m not on my antidepressants, I’m the guy on the left. When I’m on my meds, I’m on the right because I want to be horny but I can’t get there.
Good Apollo… I’m burning
ChatGPT I guarantee
I feel lucky I got to witness the news assume it’s a bomb, only to find out it was for a dumbass movie. What’s more is the second report realized he’s giving the finger and blurred it. My parents wondered why I laughed so hard at it. Fun times.
#9 I need to explain to my friend. He didn’t get it
When I was a young boy my mom had a small collection of these tapes. I watched them out of curiosity one day, and that’s when I realized I like girls.
I’ve never seen this done at my local ren faire. Wish I could try it.
I’ll insult the things they easily control like weight, fashion, accent, teeth, smell, flag choice, etc. for example, I can call a MAGA supporter a lard-assed, meal team 6 flaggot whose stank ass breath is competing with his BO for which enters a room before he does. I can call a Karen Trumper a cunt filled with so much silicone she could be sold at a sex shop. I can safely assume they read at a kindergarten level because words with more than 2 syllables makes them shit themselves in confusion.
#22 popsicle
Lady drummers are my biggest weakness.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOGo2d2Zwb2I2dTFtM2w0M3kyczZxYTJyZDdmN2FtMDE2dnNpZDVzOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UYosq3wnFrtRHYYKAn/giphy.mp4
We call it “intermittent fasting”
Mormons have this shit hammered into their heads. I remember being told that a girl with no sleeves, tight pants, and open toed shoes was asking for trouble and was being irresponsible. The misogyny is disgustingly rampant in Mormon culture.
I’m Mr Frog. This is my show. I ate the bug. *eats* I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you.
The man is truly a mountain. I’d be intimidated but still willing.
Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein is a lucky man
And the dogs name is jellybean
Wait what? Please elaborate.
Dream woman right there. She goes hard when she knows it’ll be funny. Also that accent.
This woman is wife material.
The basic models are all generic looking to me. Only ones worth getting are the monsters. I have some Godzilla ones that are adorable.
You know it
I basically do everything my dad didn’t do. I’m as honest as I can be with him, tell him I’m proud of his accomplishments, encourage him to be curious and ask questions, let him be a kid, read with him, play catch with him, talk him through his emotions, try to understand his interests, take him to do fun stuff together, teach him instead of lecturing, always let him know I love him.
I’ve seen people cause data leaks due to shit like this. Never use your work devices for anything other than work. Why would you risk your job over something so easily avoidable? Seriously no porn is THAT good.
If you wish to donate, I recommend your local food bank. Find yours here:https://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank
It’s harrowing to know that every day I drop my kid at school it’s a game of Russian roulette. I hug him and tell him I love him and I’m proud of him. I treat each day like it might be the last, because in America, it might be.
I am very lost. Can someone please explain this to me?
Sadly we have people labeling themselves alphas and betas. Orgy porgy time I guess
I was raised muting the tv during commercials. That’s when you chatted about the show or ran to the bathroom. Blows my mind that wasn’t a common practice.
If I’m not on my antidepressants, I’m the guy on the left. When I’m on my meds, I’m on the right because I want to be horny but I can’t get there.
Good Apollo… I’m burning
ChatGPT I guarantee
I feel lucky I got to witness the news assume it’s a bomb, only to find out it was for a dumbass movie. What’s more is the second report realized he’s giving the finger and blurred it. My parents wondered why I laughed so hard at it. Fun times.
#9 I need to explain to my friend. He didn’t get it
When I was a young boy my mom had a small collection of these tapes. I watched them out of curiosity one day, and that’s when I realized I like girls.
I’ve never seen this done at my local ren faire. Wish I could try it.
I’ll insult the things they easily control like weight, fashion, accent, teeth, smell, flag choice, etc. for example, I can call a MAGA supporter a lard-assed, meal team 6 flaggot whose stank ass breath is competing with his BO for which enters a room before he does. I can call a Karen Trumper a cunt filled with so much silicone she could be sold at a sex shop. I can safely assume they read at a kindergarten level because words with more than 2 syllables makes them shit themselves in confusion.
#22 popsicle
Lady drummers are my biggest weakness.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOGo2d2Zwb2I2dTFtM2w0M3kyczZxYTJyZDdmN2FtMDE2dnNpZDVzOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UYosq3wnFrtRHYYKAn/giphy.mp4
We call it “intermittent fasting”
Mormons have this shit hammered into their heads. I remember being told that a girl with no sleeves, tight pants, and open toed shoes was asking for trouble and was being irresponsible. The misogyny is disgustingly rampant in Mormon culture.
I’m Mr Frog. This is my show. I ate the bug. *eats* I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you.
The man is truly a mountain. I’d be intimidated but still willing.
Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein is a lucky man
And the dogs name is jellybean
Wait what? Please elaborate.
Dream woman right there. She goes hard when she knows it’ll be funny. Also that accent.
This woman is wife material.
The basic models are all generic looking to me. Only ones worth getting are the monsters. I have some Godzilla ones that are adorable.
You know it
I basically do everything my dad didn’t do. I’m as honest as I can be with him, tell him I’m proud of his accomplishments, encourage him to be curious and ask questions, let him be a kid, read with him, play catch with him, talk him through his emotions, try to understand his interests, take him to do fun stuff together, teach him instead of lecturing, always let him know I love him.
I’ve seen people cause data leaks due to shit like this. Never use your work devices for anything other than work. Why would you risk your job over something so easily avoidable? Seriously no porn is THAT good.
If you wish to donate, I recommend your local food bank.
Find yours here:
https://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank
It’s harrowing to know that every day I drop my kid at school it’s a game of Russian roulette. I hug him and tell him I love him and I’m proud of him. I treat each day like it might be the last, because in America, it might be.
I am very lost. Can someone please explain this to me?
Sadly we have people labeling themselves alphas and betas. Orgy porgy time I guess