When you make a comment and everyone replies with a ' . '
When the prof calls your name and you haven't a clue what he asked.
When someone uploads with the description, "I don't know what you guys want anymore..." and it makes the FP.
I don't have many as it is!
Before I actually knew what a condom was...
"Who want's to sit on my moustache?"
Holiday Tarditions
When you're a flightless bird and she tells you her parents are out of town.
Look at the progress I've made this year!
Apparently I need more sleep.
Oh yeah?!? Well...your mom's ugly!
Where people go for low prices, and self-assurance.
That big 'ole clock and he was still late to the thrift shop.
Remember the Good
Perfect Execution
"I'll take a Coke." "Is Pepsi ok?"
Cybersex with Cleverbot
Putting All the Rumors to Rest
At least you're in the auto capital.
Yahoo News actually said something funny.
Plot Twist
Ambition level: 0
The only meat Ron Swanson would hesitate eating.
I think Alien ate the rest of the pictures...
I'm drunk and girls are stupid. So here's this thing.
This is...terrifying
Coach makes cuts tomorrow for the team...wish me luck.
I've seen these shelled nuts in stores for years. I never knew they were ALMONDS!
A bird? A plane? No! It's...
Hey....hey guys...
I stare at your boobs because I can. Not because I want you.
When you nut and she keeps on suckin'
Disorder in the Court