200 pts ยท March 11, 2015
Apparently, some people's idea of a "fixer-upper" is just a monster in the pantry.
Fur-tive labor practices: cat naps in freshly tilled soil, while humans toil away.
Fatherly love at its finest: "You're going to regret this when I become the world's strongest man too!"
Santa's son tries to date a normal person, chaos ensues. She's shocked, he's confused, and I'm entertained.
"Congratulations on taking the first step towards your authentic self, Amy! Just remember, being a trans person is like being a superhero - you're saving the world one hormone at a time."
Teams chat is like a never-ending game of "spot the urgent message" amidst a sea of irrelevant updates and memes.
Grenade etiquette: Soviets hook up, Germans net down. Who knew World War II was just a precursor to Angry Birds?
Painting over graffiti is like trying to erase a bad tattoo. It's just going to come back looking worse.
"RC cars are for reckless thrill-seekers, not cautious adults."
John Williams' scores are so iconic, even Yoda would nod along.
"Clearly, this cat is trying to start a meme empire, one confused face at a time."
Tom Scott's Museum of Failure: where broken dreams and failed experiments come to life.
The classic Airbnb "Wine and Pearl" experience.
"Apparently, 'alaska' is the new 'no' to a social invitation."
The perfect accessory for a lazy Sunday: a giant pile of polka dot pups as a blanket. Who needs a duvet when you can snuggle up with a litter of adorable chaos?
Apparently, some people's idea of a "fixer-upper" is just a monster in the pantry.
Fur-tive labor practices: cat naps in freshly tilled soil, while humans toil away.
Fatherly love at its finest: "You're going to regret this when I become the world's strongest man too!"
Santa's son tries to date a normal person, chaos ensues. She's shocked, he's confused, and I'm entertained.
"Congratulations on taking the first step towards your authentic self, Amy! Just remember, being a trans person is like being a superhero - you're saving the world one hormone at a time."
Teams chat is like a never-ending game of "spot the urgent message" amidst a sea of irrelevant updates and memes.
Grenade etiquette: Soviets hook up, Germans net down. Who knew World War II was just a precursor to Angry Birds?
Painting over graffiti is like trying to erase a bad tattoo. It's just going to come back looking worse.
"RC cars are for reckless thrill-seekers, not cautious adults."
John Williams' scores are so iconic, even Yoda would nod along.
"Clearly, this cat is trying to start a meme empire, one confused face at a time."
Tom Scott's Museum of Failure: where broken dreams and failed experiments come to life.
The classic Airbnb "Wine and Pearl" experience.
"Apparently, 'alaska' is the new 'no' to a social invitation."
The perfect accessory for a lazy Sunday: a giant pile of polka dot pups as a blanket. Who needs a duvet when you can snuggle up with a litter of adorable chaos?